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And if you tell me
Yeah.
Setting up the webcam for the party.
I want it to be a party that the guys in New York
The best mom in the whole wide world!
and I was wondering if you could sign my cast.
This is why I'm here?
Doesn't have to be a racecar. Use your imagination.
Why, oh, why do we keep printing this on white?
That seemed to shut her up.
Who else could do this?
Isn't that part of the fun?
and I can't reach it. And Kevin had Greek food for lunch again!
has crushed his electronic nemesis, if you will,
MICHAEL: Okay.
Right now. Get into the conference room.
What’s better, two bad monday night games, or one good game? One good Monday night game
Me: Hiring managers:
that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer.
earthlings, I have some news.
And Kevin had Greek food for lunch again!
It knows! It knows what you did!
I get everything I want 'cause I'm very...
That's all I ask of you, Angela.
Alfredo’s taco cafe? Or tacos by Alfredo?
Fine.
I said it normal.
He said no.
Where'd you...
I'll read this when I get home.
Isn’t 7pm a little late for a launch party?
What if I told you I could offer free shipping?
If you're not over 160, then shut up
We are accomplices. I'm not going to jail for this.
Me
Okay, I am going to throw up.
Yeah, let's go.
When I left Apple, I took some of their leads with me,
Return it! Return it now!
Nobody cares about this party anyway.
Yeah? Yeah.
You, my friend, are in a very close second.
One good meme unlimited terrible memes
No, I'm not.
am I scared of a stupid computer?
DAMNIT PETRA! IT KNOWS! IT KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!
Why would you reorder from a computer
while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.
TAM It's like coding a hot circle of garbage
Okay, what have you been doing in here this whole time?
Really? 'Cause Ryan says so?
I want to understand what you're saying,
and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.
"Thanks For Shopping With Dunder Mifflin!"
Sure, I'll hold.
We would like to order Some chocolate chip cookies
I hadn't noticed.
Go to my car, open the trunk, inside you will see many pelts.
In your face, machines!
I was thinking Pammy,
Was just watching Armageddon and this song came on. I immediately starting singing along with Michael's lyrics.
'Cause you're not gonna find it in that box.
Ryan wants you to share it with everyone.
I think I faked Oscar out.
Why don't you want to go tonight? What...
chocolates or the thing that's made of ice.
The Chicago Marathon 2022 is 8 Weeks away!
Phyllis, these are spoons.
Stop it. Give me that. Give it.
Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.
(ALL SCOFFING) Pizza By Alfredo.
Am I scared of a stupid computer?
It appears that the whiteboard has become alive
i'm throwing up. you're making me throw up ryan
"but that mixed-berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
402.
But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says,
OKAY. I BELIEVE HE THINKS HE WILL BE PAID.
Oh, no, it's bad. It's real bad.