Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm all ears. Or horns, rather.
Infidelity, selfishness, neglect.
Tahir and his boys, they look like me.
[Chloe] Thanks for speaking with us,  Miss Shaw.
♪ I wanna go ♪
You've become a better man, Lucifer.
Like murdering a beloved teacher?
in case something happens  to the child's real parents.
What's good, man?
[sighs] I suppose I was the cliché bad husband.
Do you really believe that?
[Tahir] Know this, Caleb.
Sure.
Whatever. I'm in.
So... what does it say?
-Work has been so crazy-- -Don't care.
No, I don't know where Amenadiel is. Why?
Boring. Unless you get to mix it up,  you know, fight with an inmate.
and finds his first love...
I have a son on the way.
Are you Caleb Mayfield?
He seemed cool, so I start hanging with them.
-Caleb. -I warned that boy not to do that, man.
[Eve screams]
As long as we can get ice cream  afterwards.
-[crash] -hands on your head.
Wait up...
My...
evidence against him, man.  Come on, how dare you?
Useless, doctor. Get out of my sight.
[Maze] Looks like he's a no-show.
I deserve to be treated well.
But complacency is the enemy  of excellence, so I thought it wise
listen, if this prophecy were to actually come true...
Okay. Anyway, er...
Marley And Me?
[shouts] why do I hate myself so much?
-Do you? -Yes.
And all those stories you made up  about murderous exploits...
-[door clicks] -[Amenadiel] They've lost themselves.
[Lucifer] Cliché bad husband, I see.
Oh, hey, Lucifer.
It's true.
She wanted to take Linda's baby, my child, back to the Silver City with her.
then that person would have means  and opportunity to set him up.
Unusually shaped, so it appears  that the murder weapon is a golf club.
-[thud] -[crack]
Actually, I have something  I want to say first.
Well, you know, I'm sure, if it's what  you wanted, then it's all for the best.
♪ Take me to your river ♪
-Me too. -It was--
I've been dying to say it for so long.
[snaps fingers]
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
With Eve, 
I need Botox, doctor!
It sounds like this Tahir would just, you know, make you sell more.
[Eve laughs]
How do you know who I am?
-[can crackles] -[roars]
Erm... Eve!
We...
I mean, you must have lots of friends back at school.
It's just hard to open up about my life.
Angry.