HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Er...
I'm awesome.
[bang]
The honor code's broken right now.
-the relevant part. -[Eve laughs]
[Chloe] Okay, well...
I mean, if you believe it to be true then, "When the devil walks the earth
And when I told Lexy, she... freaked.
You've been avoiding me, Dr. Arn, so I had to force a meeting.
I'll tell you one last time, asshole. Put your hands up!
But I don't like...
-a favor. Thanks. -Whoa, hold up.
♪ Ten-thousand miles gone ♪
you really need to look into it.
Right.
Listen, even if I did, that wouldn't solve your problem.
Probably nothing.
I was supposed to get rid of them and I didn't.
Ha-ha!
We can pretend to be on a date and then try to figure out what's going wrong.
I've been thinking--
I love all my daddies.
I'm sorry, where did you say you were calling from?
How can I get you back?
as soon as all this is over.
to drown out the constant cacophony of voices whispering in my ear,
Put your hands on your head now!
Right.
I understand.
Well, it kind of looks to me like you're wasted.
You feel me?
so the working theory is that Miss Baez found out,
Have you seen it?
someone that I wasn't.
as a result of your complaint?
I know who did this.
The fact you see me that way.
Now, there are good people out there who can find out the real truth,
I'm so sorry.
But if you really want to know how humans raise their children,
what is real and fake.
Perhaps I should check myself into detention whilst I'm here.
whatever.
why would you even want to be friends with those guys?
Hey, Ella, you wanted to see me?
Normal stuff.
[both] She was 32 years old... and a history teacher.
one way or another.
because hello, here is me, walking the earth.
And assholes like us...
[Lucifer] Work stuff?
Shit.
Well, granting favors is much lower on my resume these days
I'll start.
Anyway, enough about my bad dating stories.
Well, why don't we...
[bang] The irony.
evil incarnate, to be the child's godfather?
Just take them off my hands. Could you?
A grand deception I've been telling myself for...