Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...stumble out of here...
Bert, this is no time to stand on principle.
Except all the animals were walking around and I was....
What kind of problem?
I am the capo di tutti i capi around here.
For Miss Hayes' own good. Hell, for the baby's own good.
What are you talking about? I haven't knocked anybody up.
"He doesn't even know you.
You're an animal, sir.
You crossed your heart.
Captain Shank likes the screws to clang the door in your face.
You can whip me, beat me, keelhaul me.
Which ought to be about five minutes after I talk to the warden.
I was hoping to bunk with somebody else tonight, Arnie.
Because...
The president himself has asked me to intervene.
No, first thing tomorrow.
Look at that.
Good. Have them for you, say, next week?
...I faithfully pledge to execute my duties--
Better tell him.
Where were you, David?
You should have seen my lawyer's face drop...
You just had to tell Mr. Addison about the baby.
I'm here, 24 hours a day, and, Mr. Addison...
All 19 innings.
Prison? You're making a mistake. My name is David Addison.
Miss Hayes?
Another step and I'll break your neck, Hundley.
Hey, sweetheart. I'll visit you later.
...from torching the axe murderers, so I'll be brief.
Please don't be angry with me.
Hello, this is Senator Wilturn calling.