Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, Royce. You've dated a few Jed Mosleys in your day.
And the great part is he is gonna live
Oh! How was it?
Well, let me help you out.
(GROANS)
My gosh, I would never go and see that film.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Ted, everyone has baggage, you just gotta look past it.
- GUESTS: Kiss him, kiss him... - Kiss him, kiss him...
AUDIENCE: Aw!
Oh, guys, no. I could not today. It would just be...
Ted, I think you need to tell Royce
Until we went to go see a movie.
- Ted? - Tony!
Look, if it'll shut you up, I guess we can get married.
...and our sex life is terrible.
OLDER TED: Here's how it worked out.
A long time ago, I let this beautiful girl named Stella get away.
TED: That spontaneous moment in the arcade.
Ted, look, what happened with Stella was awful.
He's the one who got me working in porn.
- A long time ago... - A long time ago,
Billy, no! The code.
(SHUSHING)
The last time was because I blew all our money on online poker.