Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sex.
OLDER TED: Um, Uncle Barney didn't say "kiss."
so Marshall gave them our address.
- Here. Put this on your finger. - Hey!
Hi, pumpkin. Did you get our tickets to Maui?
Oh, you'll go all right.
Best baggage, hates her dad,
But that doesn't mean anyone with baggage is undateable.
Oh, uh, no reason.
...Iliard-trained violinist, walked into a bar.
the story of what happened with you and Stella.
OLDER TED: That's when I realized everyone has baggage, including me.
You actually used Jed Mosley's catchphrase?
Heck, I've been left at the altar.
Why? Why does it even have to?
OLDER TED: Kids, when you're in your 20s, dating is great.
he never fully loves or trusts anyone ever again.
- this isn't me. - TONY: ... this isn't you.
- Encyclopaedia. - Encyclopaedia.
That spring, I had just started dating a girl named Royce.
It sucks. And you're all stupid for liking it.