Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey,
Well, according to the movie...
- Major baggage. - Major baggage.
Stella, I promised to make you my wife. And I'd like to live up to that promise.
No-can-do's-ville, babydoll.
No. You know what? No, Ted is not screwed.
All right, do you guys wanna know why I'm nice to everyone?
Well, for starters, it's now the fifth highest-grossing movie of all time.
(LAUGHS)
But the worst, the worst, was the ending. So they're at the wedding...
Ted, are you okay?
In 1994, the cashier from the feed store was held up at hoe-point.
- What? - Nothing.
Hey, if you know what you're doing, two minutes is all you need.
(SIGHING)
Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him!
and I mean, it's such a minor flaw in an otherwise flawless film,
It was just so real.
It's there. I don't know what it is, but when I do, party's over.
Sir, you need to leave, now!