Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can do it, sensei. Go give love a roundhouse kick right in the heart.
How do you know that's his catchphrase?
OLDER TED: And just like that, kids,
Look, there's something I need to say.
It's not that easy, Tony.
AUDIENCE: Aw!
my baggage didn't seem quite so heavy anymore.
Well, I'm just glad that we met young enough that I don't have any baggage.
See, Marshall, this is what I mean.
MARSHALL: Okay, that was pretty funny.
This is exactly how it happened. He got every part right
and then as soon as you mention breakfast, she's gone.
- What is it, too much? - Too little?
Tony Grafanello, showed up, declared his love for her,
Her butt?
Is what I would say if I ever plan on seeing such an awful film.
Okay, are you sure it's about you? Because when I saw Spaceballs
is I just didn't get why Stella would even wanna marry a guy like Jed Mosley
- ALL: Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him... - Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him...
I know. I was just so upset that...
That's hysterical. Move over, Adolf Hitler. There's a new king of comedy.
He's such a type. The butterfly tattoo, the way he pronounces encyclopedia.
I don't care. I don't care. I'm taking this to the grave.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)