Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Emotional baggage is the bedrock of America's most important cultural export.

- STELLA: ... was your love. ...was some pancakes.

JED: No! No! No! Stop doing that!

OLDER TED: Still not saying "kiss."

- And I'd like to live up to that promise. - And I'd like to live up to that promise.

Whoa! "I'm falling back in my chair."

I mean, most people, they see another person walking down the street

- Tony! - Tony?

- Maybe North Korea. - Nope.

I kept waiting to see what her baggage would be.

OLDER TED: That night, on my date with Royce,

that movie y'all love so much.

- (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Oh!

Hey, bonehead! I'm Jed Mosley.

And when the moving van drove away, who should show up

Take that, Ted Mosby.

- You said it was his catchphrase. - They dragged me to it. I didn't wanna go.

That's what passes for comedy these days?

BARNEY: Oh. Oops, oops!

- Great-grandmother issues. - I just don't like it when she picks me up.

And you know what, Ted? I believe that deep down, you're still that guy.

I'm just gonna move to some country where no one's seen The Wedding Bride.

Stella, your happiness is the only thing I care about,

Stella, if you still truly love me,

Oh! What about when he got beat up by the goat?

Yeah, the guy that Stella left me for.

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