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Marge, you medicate your family with food.
Anytime I make a simple suggestion to my wife
Maybe, I could live in the desert! In the desert it was hot. Very hot.
You know, we've been through some 280 adventures together,
of Disney Animatronics,
We've got to think of a plan.
Just don't take the laser or chop the world all the way down into two halves! Did I barely have to say that your boyfriend cheated on you? He just wanted to go on a date with a scary woman who's not your mom the day before.
You got that right. Quiet, you!
Give them the food!
If I had known there were loose women in Las Vegas I would have never let you go!
I think I'm about to throw up, bruh. Loser. Failure. Irrelevant.
Just 10 more years. Just 10 more years.
Okay. But it's my first time.
Take it back! Take it back!
Why were you going to the gazebo in Shinjuku Gyoen park? Because I really drawing women's feet.
Thanks a lot, everybody.
Would you cut that out?! Why?
and it made everyone a lot happier.
I'm so sorry, Grampa.
Smokers are jokers! Smokers are jokers!
Cut that out!
Another case of monopoly related violence, chief.
Pennsylvania Avenue.
I hereby order you to take care of both of your wives!
Three little birds sat on my window, and they told me I don't need to worry.
Hey, Homer. Your new wife is great.
It burns like a Glasgow bikini wax!
My family knows that and respects that.
Ah! The sweet couple of seconds before
But how are we supposed to get it?
Of all things to ever come back
You're a little light here, Dad.
I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn.
I'm singing in the rain