Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She didn't want me to tell you, but I thought you should know.

A sexual what? Dynamo, deviant?

I am an asexual person.

But I don't think that's the kind of journalist I want to be.

Famous father? Hair? Sample?

Okay, but if it's a match, please call me first.

[grunts and panting]

She has Horseman DNA. You're her father.

I'd say you're exactly the kind of journalist we need in this world.

Todd, I can never be your dirty peasant girl, I'm sorry.

to work up an appetite, and it's already 1:00.

Then Papa Dashawn said, "I agree with Greg."

Hey, look at me! I'm dancing. The time is now! Don't miss out!

Oh, hey, guys. I was eating a taco earlier and I got salsa on my shirt.

so I couldn't open the doorknob for an hour.

-Where is she? -I sent her to Channing Tatum's house

-Hey, I think I see a hair. -[moaning]

and also on the side of feelings.

[orchestra swells]

I always hide it in cheese so he doesn't know

I might have left my glasses there.

It actually feels nice to finally say it out loud.

Diane, I adored your sad little story on refugees.

[muffled yelling]

[cell phone alarm music]

I forgot I was still holding the taco.

Buh-buh-buh-bye!

Meanwhile, all this talk of whatever it is you're talking about

-I have eight dads. -How'd that happen? Test tubes?

One is from Channing, the other is from a baby.

I suppose a fancy restaurant like this

and who owned at the VMAs?

Yes. I'll write his name on anything.

be willing to sign this letter to our state government?

and I want you all to know, right here and right now,