Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If your kid's anything like ours...
That's official. You were right, I was wrong.
Turn to the right!
to cover them hayseeds while we get that cash.
But dot says these here are getting too big to cuddle
Can you give us an indication why?
I didn't want to hurt anyone, Sir
You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
as a hot prairie wind.
Anything you say, Hi.
Oh bullshit
I recommend You pay it!
Oh, here it is, dear. Turn here.
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I need a baby, Hi. They got more than they can handle.
Do they blow up into funny shapes at all?
Oh, honey...
seven Mississippi...
So Little Time So Many Social Engagements
You're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?
Give me my Chaaaaaange
Just put those dogs up and take a load off.
That ain’t no answer
Oscar-worthy
You and me's just a fool's paradise.
What's he need His Diptet?
I KNOW YOU DO HONEY
- You're gonna help, aren't you? - How's that, honey?
Mr. Byrum can take your exemplars while you talk.
I know you do.
Looks like you’ve been up to the devil’s business
They were all over me.
This place is climate- controlled.
It looks like your whole life is set down...
That was beautiful
No Swapping!
and they're a swell couple guys...
I'm talking bout wife swapping... As in to swing...
to all our problems...
Everything's Changed!
in the manner befitting a responsible adult.
It's self-contained and fairly explanatory.
Okay, then.
Knock back a couple coca colas
And if you can find lower prices anywhere...
It was kinda horrifying, honey.
Say… where's Junior?
I didn't know if he was... a dream or vision...
I...I guess I still love you, Hi.
She thinks... she thinks you're cute.
Come here.
8:45 in the p.m.
Those were the salad days, as they say.
We don't want no reward.
It’s a crazy world. Someone oughtta sell tickets. Shoot I’d buy one.
You can tell by that twinkle in his eye.
and hope medical science catches up with you...
Lucas left us
Now, listen. You folks can't stay here.
What?! We got us a family!
Where did we leave him?
Glen won't mind. I'll duck out with the boys...
I know that. We better leave.
but I feared that I myself had unleashed him.
The pizzazz had gone out of our lives.
Seven hundred and ninety- aught Mississippi...
Uh, Hi...Junior...
Florence Arizona is the wife of Nathan Arizona...
What? Are you kidding? We got us a hitter here!
and we worked at it most other days, just to be sure.
And anyone can find him knows the difference between a lead and a hole in the ground!
Me when I come to visit And they have pets
I love to drive
That old- timer threw off my concentration...
She thinks... she thinks you're cute.
You understand, H.I.?
I'm awful sorry, boys, but...when Ed gets mad...
Then I...
I am asking the questions.
I took him, sir.
When you go over your start limit.
I know how you are.
Yeah. Would you buy furniture...
It's a long story.
Honey, I'd like you to meet...
Feast your eyes, old boy!
You just gotta broaden your mind a little bit.
I didn't invite you in, Glen.
What the hell's goin' on?
Yes, sir. You bet.
look, if you can't have kids, you just got to keep trying...
and seeing as how you never use live ammo...
OK THEN
Where's the baby?
I got me a packet of balloons.
What? Are you you kidding? We got us a family here!
I think this is nothing but a goddamn screw job.
And seeing as how you never used live ammo…we have to let you go
She told me this.
But don't you think his mama will be upset...
sometimes your career has got to come before family.
Don't forget his phone call, Ed.
I don't particularly think that's any of your...
Who's your pediatrician, anyway?
Why do you say you feel trapped in a man's body?
Her point is that we're both kind of...
What the hell are you talking about?
I'M TALKING ABOUT PODSWAPPING
Not a pretty name, is it, Hi?
that a brighter future lay ahead...
Got a name, does he?
What Ed means to say is...
I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores.
We ain't exactly fixed on one yet, have we, Hi?
that weren't on the way home.
Decent friends? You mean in-laws!
They got more than they can handle
and I finally felt the pain of imprisonment.
Good boy.