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- She's mine. - Done.
get off me!
So think big. You know, I might be able to get you diamonds here. Maybe even a new car.
I don't know. I guess I have this thing for guys who boss me around.
I found this in the garage and I want an explanation.
these are stale.
See, it's all fun and games.
I was just shampooing this foxy girl danielle, and the next thing I know,
Danielle kept going on and on about this adorable knucklehead she was dating,
And when I say, "a guy like you," I mean you, specifically.
Well, danielle said you were a bad listener and I'm a good listener. I heard her.
You're so great. You know, you really get women.
I mean, all a woman really wants is a man who listens.
you listen and repeat back whatever she says.
I can't remember.
Think about all the times that I set you up with my dates' less-pretty friends.
So, mom, in the interest of returning
Thanks, tommy.
Oh!
Red, the book is mine.
- You heard what? - Danielle.I heard danielle.
I never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.