Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, sex with your wife doesn't always have to be

Work this shit out.

which makes no sense because you never wanted it in the first place.

-That's my husband, Dave, over there. -[moaning]

You wanted me to catch you, so you could walk out on me

-[boy 1] You always say that. -[boy 2] Yeah, it's so mushy.

give me one more chance.

The only problem is, it's fucking soulless.

Yeah, he really is.

I know who you really are.

because he made partner at work, which is a really big deal.

Look, I never had all of the wild experiences that you did, okay?

What happened? What did your dad say?

You know, it didn't.

♪ Dreaming like a picture taken of you ♪

That was before I knew Billie was an option.

-Mom. -You know Melanie Bennett.

-The promotion you didn't know about? -Yeah.

Something I should have done eight years ago.

[car horn honking]

'Cause Devon and I are gonna blow your mind.

-How did you know? -I didn't.

I could read it all over her face.

In print, for the whole world to see.

I didn't realize I was such a big part of it.

-You're doing it! Again! -[elevator alarm rings]

Why didn't you call me?

♪ I was on fire for you ♪

She had three miscarriages until she got little Jasper.

Oh, my God, you're back! How did it go?

And, uh, how is it going with the sexy ex?

Whatever it takes, but you need to talk.

[boy 1] We love you too. Can we have brownies, also?

-You're right. Because this was better. -Okay.

Feelings aren't facts, Brad. And the fact is, you were bad for her.

What the hell is this?

I didn't just realize last night.

Okay, no, no, no. No, no.

Even the fucking universe agrees.