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Oh, don't worry about that.
Have you talked to the Governor about your letter?
Are you saying they used germ warfare on me over there?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Morse Code for open the door.
but that doesn't mean that I've got side effects.
Sergeant, it's 0900.
Governor, in medical terms, negative means positive.
Oh, the way I always do when I have the flu.
(COUGHING) Oh. Well, that's really too bad,
Well? Test results were negative.
Excuse me, Sergeant.
and you want us to get involved in your personal problems?
for whatever it's worth, I hope both of you get my flu.
Well, I don't want to break your rhythm.
What am I doing in here now?
My throat's sore, my whole body aches,
Now listen here, son!
If you had it as bad as I do,
How long will it be before I know if I've got it?
(EXCLAIMS)
when I left the Army, you and I agreed never to see each other again.
Marcy, are you trying to tell me something?
I'm sorry, Mr. Harmon,
Hmm!
Sergeant, you should have shown him up to room 208.
you were with a group of men who were in a heavily exposed area.
Most of the victims haven't been so fortunate.
(ALL CHATTERING)
So much for the bathrobe.
Clears my ears.
No, you listen, Dad!
Listen, I'm sorry if I was a little grumpy.
Take a seat.
Absolutely.
(SNEEZES)
ALL: You are?
Well, I'm still in the Army and I'm not allowed to tell you why.
Hey, don't give me a hard time, huh?
But if you hadn't insisted on calling General
Yeah, sort of comes and goes, huh?
So it must be true.
Is that how you spell "immediate"?