Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not nothing.
Oh, I don't know. You look better than you did yesterday.
When the enemy bombed my pup tent.
Taylor, sometimes I... Now, look,
It's free.
"You are hereby instructed to report
Microbiological substance infiltration.
Yeah, well, you were bound to come down with the bug some time.
pretend everything's all right,
He's got a quilt on his chest.
Why, it's from the Army.
(SNEEZES) Oh!
Okay.
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
Got you.
NARRATOR: Benson is videotaped
the Army does not conduct experiments in this manner any longer.
Well, if he is in there, then he doesn't want to be disturbed.
about being used as a human guinea pig.
Boat!
and then the next minute, for no reason,
You got a one-ton wind-up car at home?
Well, that's basically it.
the country is in bigger trouble than I thought it was.
and take care of it myself.
Not all of them.
Well, what if you had contaminated me with that stuff?
Now, did anyone in your family have heart trouble?
Well, all General McBeatty said was it would take
Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.
Mr. Harmon, I thought you'd left.
Well, wait just a minute.
But you do have a touch of the flu.
What are friends for?
Didn't he always have a great sense of humor?