Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But now I want to be nice to him

Walking out of the room unexpectedly.

I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.

Oh, so I'm crazy now?

I want him to get the raise.

Now slide it. Yes.

Can I have a raise?

Wikipedia is the best thing ever.

...will never say a word.

Which is where?

I'm sorry, Mike. Some mofos got to hear about this one.

I can offer you 2 M83 tickets…

Okay. This is...

Those are the real heroes.

Jim says something, Roy stops over there, all of a sudden, bam,

What's what? "Certificate of Bravery

"Thank you" not necessary and thus not accepted.

Darryl from the warehouse? Mmm-hmm.

and everybody was riffling through them like crazy.

Why don't you just take that pen and stab me in the heart?

(CLEARING THROAT) First...

You know what, I should.

Everyone here is extremely gruntled.

I'll be right outside if you need me.

Sorry I almost got you killed.

What are you writing perv ball

do you think he does so for a free beer?

you know what? i deserve a bump

Pam, please call security.

I am declining to speak first.

Make it happen, Captain.

Yeah, he look like Hillary Clinton.

You fix this outage or no more sex