Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, good for Dwight.

Can't hear you.

You know what, actually, let's go into the conference room.

I told you not to say it. Do you remember that?

There were a lot of reasons.

This is me, Jan. This is me.

Hey, guys. Jan is ready for you.

Can I, like, see you after work for coffee or something?

Okay. Let me just get the folder out.

but I'd like that to be moved up to now.

I'm not a hero.

I have brought pepper spray into this office

I'm a mere defender of the office.

Hello. Come in.

We'll see... I'm sure you guys will find your way back to one another someday.

Got you something.

Fourteen years.

So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels.

Don't want it, won't open it, don't need it, won't take it.

BY LEANING BACK AND BY WHISPERING, I ESTABLISHED A DOMINATE PHYSICAL POSITION.

Well, are you gonna take care of this?

We'll see... I'm sure you guys will find your way back to one another someday.

And he's a big dude, you know?

But, you know, life is about more than just salary.

and Roy cocked his fist.

I shelved Manga and Self Help

I can only give you a five-percent raise.

60 cents? after all we've been through?

I'm going to smack you in the head with a hammer.

Well, it's simple, Mike.

And then I had to ride up here with stupid Toby.

Okay. Let's take 15 again.

(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

It's not that big.

His head was thrown back, his shoulder and arm cocked,

This may the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled

I just can't grab onto him. It's infuriating.

(KAREN SCREAMING) Roy! Roy!

Didn’t think you’d notice

I'm going to smack you in the head with a hammer. Come on, let's go

And don't forget the new black-man phrase I taught you.

You fix this outage or no more sex

That's true. Yeah, that's true.

AND Y: I graduated from anger management