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Where do you get the wings big enough to ask me that?
or as I call it, my Friday night.
Look. The spirit of Kwanzaa is killing the parasites.
Like the ever-changing nature of my sexual proclivities
welcome to the annual White House Xmas-tree lighting,
Bender, four and a half weeks of oil wrestling sounds like plenty.
Ooh, I'll have one.
Who wants a delicious unshelled nut?
From those giant space bees who nearly killed us,
Hey, ladies, I found some. What the...
They turned into petroleum oil.
but it lasted 500 million years.
My God.
Sweet candelabra of La Habra, LaBarbara.
I reckon I do not.
Pine trees have been extinct for over 800 years.
Can you make change for a Nobel Prize?
but I still feel I deserve a smoke.
Don't worry. The Futurama crew will be back next year
Play them or I'll break them over your heads.
Two hundred.
Now keep drilling for that petroleum oil, you selfish cowards.
By far, the most important thing is oil