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Well, then, go on outside and play some more.
and I know she knows right from wrong,
I'm going to treat it real diplomatic-like.
goes out with a 16-year-old girl,
Well, he ain't my daughter. I ain't got to worry about him.
Yeah, well, it still don't sound like Mother Goose to me.
'cause it's going to be a long evening.
Well, young lady, you sit down here right now,
What are you going to do, Florida?
I found Thelma to be one of my more interesting subjects.
♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
Well, I gots to keep on trucking.
What you got there?
Don't rush me.
for wanting to find out something else, though,
Amen.
Ma?
I'll bet you do.
is almost nonexistent."
We got troubles.
Boy, the chicks used to line up
'cause the girl I'm going out with tonight
on the walls of none of the projects,
Mama, you and Daddy still on that kick?
A college thesis can't be dirty... can it?
Oh, shut up, Willona.
Educational. Where was it printed?
to be interested in these things,
♪ Scratching and surviving ♪
♪ Keeping your head above water ♪
What about you and Charlie Ketchum?
♪ Keeping your head above water ♪
"But in homes with a solid family foundation,
I expects to do
your daddy and I still ain't too pleased
you want to call in the exorcist.
you dog, you!
Well, he does the most reading in the family.
and slammed the door right in my face.