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He's a slovenly liberal and I'm a fastidious conservative.
I smell an incel
- What the hell are you doing?! - Blendin' in. Relax, Lois. It's not our house.
- But I'd like it if we could still be friends. - I'd like that too. Wanna go for a swim?
We interrupt this programme for a news story.
Hey, muscly-arm. Why the long face?
How does Avonte Maddox keep getting work?
I got blisters on me fingers
Robert E Lee. I knew I'd find you here, where they seat the sorry-ass losers.
- Aw, who needs 'em? You like Popsicles? - Well, sure.
"Met her on my CB, said her name was Mimi
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- I guess we can't hang out any more. - I guess not.
And if you think I'm mad now, you gotta answer to them Civil War survivors.
Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Mm.
And after I said all Southerners have bad teeth
That was Merle Haggard with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist". Next...
Hey, muscly-arm. Why the long face?
This man will stop at nothing. We're placing you all in the Witness Protection Program.
I smell a sitcom!
I got blisters on me fingers!
Man, was last night weird. I kissed a boy! But I really like him as a friend. His name is Sam.
Great. We're here five minutes and Dad gets mauled by a rodent.
- That's very thoughtful. - Can I spray some on you?
You always blow it in the interview.
"When I went to meet her, man, you should have seen her
Dang, I hope her brother don't already have dibs on her.