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Me too.
Is Europe an option? I've always wanted to spend a year in Prague teaching English.
You know, it's true. The best things in life really are free.
"Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Lawry's Seasoning Salt".
And this is my deputy, McMillan and Wife.
Hello?
How does Jared Leto Keep getting work?
It's in my raccoon wounds! Oh, God!
You've been pitching that for an hour. It's not an attractive name.
You suck!
How does Colt keep getting work?!
I suppose we're also not going with
We take care of our own. And as long as y'all live here, y'all are Southerners too.
How does Rupert Sanders keep getting work?
That drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon Line.
How does Jared Leto keep getting work?
- Wanna poke him? - Do I?!
Look, everybody. Here we are. The town of Bumblescum.
Warm out today.
You know, my brother is the one he's here to kill.
You wanna remove us from the area?
How does Chip Kelly keep getting work?
"Laugh and cry
AAAGH!!! Do not taunt me, meanies dark version of my partner! AAAAAGH!!! Heh heh heh...
No, thanks. I gotta get goin'.
You're so cute. You're like a skinny Garth Brooks.
- I'll be sure to write. - And I'll be sure to learn to read.
There's a Crunch Berry under the fridge.
I am vanquished.