Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sheriff's office. Yes, this is Peter Griffin. I'd like to report a criminal coming into town.

Oh, my God, I'm drowning!

- What is that magical device? - Banjo.

Where do you think you go when you die?

There's a penny underneath that couch.

How does Barry keep winning?

It’s either bad meat or good cheese.

- Are you mad at that pond? - Shoot, no.

dont make me beg now

But, uh, would I do it all again?

Yes, Lois, I have. But I've also thought about getting fired from that job.

There's a service charge of a buck 50. Do y'all accept?

- I'm gonna draw boobs on the Etch A Sketch. - They'll end up square.

Yeah. I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend, and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!

how does Jared leto keep getting work?

Yeah, that's true.

Wait! Look over there! It's an interracial gay couple burning the American flag!

I think there's just an outhouse.

my message to aaaaaaman1

I was busy lookin' for your wife, to give her the old...

I kn... I know. There's nothin'... nothin' to, um...

So, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?

- And it looks like Oinky's set the curve again. - Dang.

Well, I gotta go help my daddy bring in the mud harvest. Nice making your acquaintance.

POOP! ON THE CAKE CAKE CAKE

That's OK, mister. I don't collect till the end of the month.

I SMELL A COOKOFF

How does Pete Carmichael keep getting work?

"On which we used to rely?