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Actually, I made it with Shake 'n Bake.
Anyone seen my foot?
Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
By the third season I was completely wasted all the time.
how does veronica keep gaining weight?
Don't say "Doing your wife"
- This place is horrible. - OK, everybody calm down.
- Where's Chris? That criminal's here. - He's down by the old town bridge.
- Me? I had nothing to do with it. - I meant Chris.
Oh, it's everywhere! Aaaaargh!
Slacking off, but really getting to know myself.
By the way Giants
You can call me Officer TJ Hooker.
How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?
You're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.
Oh, no! Someone peed in my pants!
Sir, this means war.
Get your ass back here So we can make it all happen
- What's that smell? - It's either bad meat or good cheese.
Jenkins and I have been assigned to live here and watch your house.
Warm yesterday
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Oh, it's everywhere! Aaaaargh!
How does Ross Douthat Keep getting work
- And I helped. - Kids, where's your father?
How does Jason Kidd Keep getting work?
Vagina Penis
Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber.
How does this guy keep finding work?!
That's a great idea. I just gotta hit the can.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
- I'm Sam. - I'm Chris.
That's OK, Dad. I was thinking about getting a paper route so I could buy her gift myself.
Hey, muscly-arm. Why the long face?
- He's been here about three months now. - Wow.
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How does Bill Obrien keep getting work?