Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I'm not pretending.

Just for the record, my actual name is Jareb?

She's not gonna miss 'em.

Babe, please, I'm sorry! No!

So when did you get married?

You seem like just the boring, stable person

It kind of made him who he is today.

I know something that'll loosen you up.

- Do you tell your wife everything? - I do.

Human beings can't handle the whole truth.

All right. Okay. I'll be home soon.

and the truth is that when your aunt is wasted,

- Then go get a sandwich. - Ooh. I love finger food.

I know. And twins? That's super scary.

Sounds like you just made a new friend.

Mmm, that's a salty finger.

And that is why we don't tell the whole truth.

Man, whoever wedgied mom got her good.

Did you ever go to Europe?

I hate this story.

- I got a really great place. - I really wanna go back to your place.

If you hadn't used our names,

and then you make up stories that are better

That's not actually how you remember it, is it?

- Please just take it. - What do I look like, a cokehead?

My dad's pathological, and I hate my dad.