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and spicy chicken pioneer, General Gao.
I apologize if that is a double-entendre in your language.
China has thousands of baby girls who need adoption.
he has to pretend to be my husband?
Hold still, Homie.
Mind your manners, Lisa.
when we get to China.
You have to pretend to be my husband.
You are Mrs. Homer Simpson. He is your soul mate and lover.
He's like a little angel that killed 50 million people.
At least I'm out doing things.
They pursue spiritual peace
Marge, when are we gonna tell Homer
Don't give up, Aunt Selma.
Madam Wu, I too work for a cruel and faceless empire:
I'm a Chinese acrobat!
Yes, there are many kinds of heroes.
I am so sorry about what happened.
Paavo Nurmi?
Look, Penny Ling, sometimes, you're just gonna be bored. But what do I do about it?
Hey, look, a dragon.
I mean, ohh, right.
Car! - Car what?
So that's it.
And here.
That is quite an insult to your other children.
We're pretty lousy kids.
What's that, Penny Ling? Could you please get Mrs. Twombly to stop eating those onions?
Come on, kids. We should go.
Oh, no! The birth father.
Listen, I've got a plan to get Ling back.
Selma, I never realized you wanted a child so badly.
Jub-Jub can't take care of me when I'm old and sick.
Sir, thank God the airbags activated!
Selma Bouvier, this man is not your husband.
What the hell is menopause?
You guys get these chairs from Regal Rents?
Son, menopause is when the stork
that saved my life from being an unmitigated disaster.
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