Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell is menopause?
I'm a Chinese acrobat!
Selma, I never realized you wanted a child so badly.
Jub-Jub can't take care of me when I'm old and sick.
Paavo Nurmi?
and spicy chicken pioneer, General Gao.
he has to pretend to be my husband?
Sir, thank God the airbags activated!
You guys get these chairs from Regal Rents?
China has thousands of baby girls who need adoption.
Son, menopause is when the stork
Car! - Car what?
He's like a little angel that killed 50 million people.
Oh, no! The birth father.
Selma Bouvier, this man is not your husband.
You have to pretend to be my husband.
At least I'm out doing things.
when we get to China.
I mean, ohh, right.
Mind your manners, Lisa.
You are Mrs. Homer Simpson. He is your soul mate and lover.
So that's it.
Look, Penny Ling, sometimes, you're just gonna be bored. But what do I do about it?
Don't give up, Aunt Selma.
I am so sorry about what happened.
They pursue spiritual peace
What's that, Penny Ling? Could you please get Mrs. Twombly to stop eating those onions?
Listen, I've got a plan to get Ling back.
Marge, when are we gonna tell Homer
that saved my life from being an unmitigated disaster.
Yes, there are many kinds of heroes.
Madam Wu, I too work for a cruel and faceless empire:
I apologize if that is a double-entendre in your language.
That is quite an insult to your other children.
Come on, kids. We should go.
And here.
Hold still, Homie.
Hey, look, a dragon.
We're pretty lousy kids.