Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your mom's name is Brandon?

Yeah Brian, my dog’s name is brian

Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world.

This is stupid. Cut.

And that flamingos can have orgasms that last 30 minutes.

The next three weeks of your life

All expenses paid.

You know, Dwight, if you didn't want me to go,

to Tallahassee, Florida.

You just had our baby.

Yeah, it's a golf text.

85 degrees, 73% humidity.

I'm going to Florida and I'm not coming back.

No, we sell business tools,

but we're going to be working pretty hard until 5:00 P.M.

People who won't be missed.

Okay, thank you, Kevin. We'll let you know.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Like a-- A Creed or a Meredith perhaps?

- Parisian maternity leave. - What?

so I think our question is,

Let's hit the links the next time you're in PA."

Welcome to Special Projects Orientation.

I'm glad you're in my life, happy Valentine's day.

Why is it so hot in here?

I use the word "guys" a lot when I'm nervous.

I am glad to be in your life too.

are going to be the most miserable you've ever faced.

You're just stating a fact.

that I can finally start going to dog racing again.

I don't know, I wouldn't mind carpooling every day with Andy.

And we managed to kill the entire morning

That's myself and Kelly Kapoor. You need one of us there.

let us not question his choices.

I should just call her