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Oi.
Every time that she has intimate relations with her husband,
Look, erm, I have a spare handset.
any difference being good.
This journalist wants to interview you. Oh, no.
Vicar.
CLOCK TICKS
Do you get paid more for...unusual acts?
If I answer, you'll be unable to print your interview.
Oh, no, n-not an interview. No, sorry. Why not?
Because you're a decent human being.
You can't risk letting me leave.
WHISPERS: Festival.
Janice, are you OK?
..it drives her a little mad.
to a woman who would go straight to the police?
# Tell the gambler, the rambler The backbiter
So it would appear.
Ahem.
The case, the senator.
I apologise for your wasted journey.
I promise you hell.
SHE BREATHES SHAKILY
And how often is that, Senator Kreiner?
Well, she has to eat.
..you should consider very carefully if you want to ask me that question.
I was accused three decades after it was supposed to have happened,
DOORBELL
I promise you that.
That's dark. You're a dark person.
Neither did I.
No, but she assured me the case had moral worth.
Why not?
I think you might consider some form of therapy.
That's not why I'm here.
I'm just going home. Are you going to talk to anyone?
around three months ago...
You're going to think that I'm going to go to the police
Hello. Hello, Harry.
About £70 worth.
It's what you do when you're alone.
if, through your agency, I was made
I could write it up anyway.
I liked her, too.
Just hold this against it.
The average age is 72. Every long note's a cliff hanger.
I've got you, too.
Yes.
How very convenient.
I just set up my modules. I'll show you. Hot spot?
in any way forgivable?
There goes the music.
Oh, "Pay the rapist."
You understand? Yeah?
DILLON LAUGHS
Oh, sorry! Sorry!
until someone has the common decency to switch us off.
# Go tell that midnight rider
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
She's, erm, in the loo, so it's fine.
Is what a number code?
# Great God Almighty's gonna cut you down... #
Angela Klein and Margaret Becker.
Applause would only spoil the project.
I don't know. Once a week?
You're not a boring murderer.
I'm not, er...I'm not sure where to start.
No-one is going to believe a man who does that.
Here it is. Ahem.
So, it must have seemed very strange to her.
If you pop your number on the back of that one...