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What is your rush, idiot? You're going straight to jail anyway.
No, l'm gonna call him!
is that doll for me?
if you're ever home alone in the afternoons.
He's a transfer from Engine Company 12. Name's Duncan.
We are good.
All right.
-Oh, God. -Gay trash.
But then you meet somebody special
Hey, who wants to massage my ass muscles?
Try it on me.
Look how pretty she is.
-Who are you talking about? -You.
Nootzie! Hey, you remember that time Chuck and l ran back in that textile plant
Well, let's gay that shit up, then!
You said, ''I was enunciating. '' Is that right?
l don't know. Hey, man, you just gotta do this.
Be nice to have some more ladders up here.
or chunky monkeys... What did you say again?
-Get a side there. -What do you mean, get him?
l can keep doing what l do and make sure my kids are protected.
Dan Parr - enough with the SPLITS!! Watch Baseball
l'm just saying, Your Exellegance,
Help me.
people we wouldn't want to hurt in a million years, by doing what we did.
l'm a co-conspirator. l knew all about this little scam
how other people live their lives?
-Can't you deal with that? -Oh, shut up.
-Yes, go ahead. -Oh!
But Mott! You said you would sign Mr. February for me!
Help me!
Yours?
We're willing to drop all charges and allow you to keep your benefits,
Anything you can do, I can do better
But if you get a follow-up from a funny little guy named Clint Fitzer,
Shake on it?
Wow.
What? What? We have rules around here, girls.
Because my dad said that you're also a butt pirate.
Okay. We are.
Nice to meet you.
l don't know. A lot of practise l guess.
What the hell's going on out here?
Queers!
Alex?
l now pronounce you husband and husband.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
l like Betty Butterfly the most.
LARRY: Look at this.
What we have, it's beyond friendship.
Shut up.
'cause it's a circle.
because you're a legitimate gay couple, right?
Right.
You should've let me die, asshole.
Me, too.
Nice to meet you.
Now, is it all just about you,
-Okay, okay. -lt's my jam!
What are you doing?
Us chicks should stick together, huh?
Well, l'm a fireman.
Hey! Hey, hey!
l'm just busting your balls. Come on.
...why'd you pick Larry?
You know what? Maybe if you were around today,
Oh, you know what? We're good.
They're just having problems adjusting.
And hits one to deep Ieft fieId!
Yeah, l love it. l think it's my calling.
We want a traditional wedding, too, one with a lot of photographs for evidence.
and l never got the chance to take her, you know?
l also think it's because you have very sweet, sensitive eyes.
And then it starts asking me if l'm calling from ''Gooklyn.''
Yeah, he didn't get Pippin,
Especially Alex! l can't be honest with her!
Give me some moves. How do you turn Larry on?
Well, l hope it's not a bad one,
Yeah, there's Gatorade in the fridge.
Dad, you have to try my brownies. They're fabulous!
Put your fists down.
l will not stand for it! This is unbelievable! No. Absolutely not.
Plus, we don't want to get you all horny. Me and this guy, we... lt could get steamy.
l'm just in some gay, crazy nightmare!
Order!
and make sure it's a safe environment for all.
l used to wrestle in high school, and l loved it.
They've obviously not only accepted your apology,
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
No big deal.
A very dim view, big guy.
or keep your wife from leaving you again.
Opening To Walt Disney Pictures Animation Film Cars 2 (1900) DVD
The thing he likes most about me is probably my love handles.
-All right, try and stay calm. -Come on.
and it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
Unfortunately, we hurt people,
is to take a quick drive on up to Canada
No, he's at his mother's. He's taking her to the movies.
yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some hospitaling in harrisdale.
You broke Tori's chair!
Smells like plastic
What exactly have we stolen? Nothing!
_
Oh, no, Daddy's fine, buddy.
l just need a hand. l don't really know what l'm doing here.
-Chuck! -Shoot. That's it!
Let's go junior high on their ass.
Whatever, whenever.
l don't know. l'm afraid to look up.
''Friends forever.''
All right.
Splits
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Me and Nootzie against you three guys.
lf these gentlemen are gay, then l'm a one-legged parrot.
What was that Ross?
Gay trash... Gay trash...
Shit.
Get out of here! Get out of here!
You mean like faggots?
This is the same hospital. You know. Mom.
ldiot, the only reason you're feeling that way is because you're afraid of feeling trapped.
They say he put his captain through a wall.
l don't see why this should be a problem.
You see, when a previously registered portfolio shifts over
-Done. -Done. Absolutely.
Kids, Mr Valentine is here to talk about his career today, okay?
No, it's not about right or wrong,
Larry, Larry, watch this.
They're a jiggle away from falling out.
Unbelievable.
Foul! Foul!
l've already got a prostate the size of a cantaloupe.
-Saved by the bell, girls. -Yeah.
What exactly did they get, the hetero bastards?
Then on the ecam…
'Cause that has a bunch of, you know, places that stop.
l guess.
And l just broke up with my boyfriend, so...
if l wasn't so into chubby hubbies
And fun.
They all signed that petition requesting that l transfer you both out of here.
Let's see.
-Larry, take that. -All right, yeah.
There's nothing worse than pretending to be something that you're not.
RON: Used to holding large packages.
You know, you're such a dick.
And you never know with Dr. Honey what kind of mood she's gonna be in.
-Oh, God. -Look, this is the only way
There's a bed under there?
Got some mail for you, Mr Valentine.
That ain't a bed. That's a bed, the thing you're about to cave in.
Whap them, whap them!
Man on man. Loving every minute of it.
Thank God.
l'll pick you up.
Yeah. l don't think that's happening.
Oh, come on. No way.
l just peed on my face!
Hey, yeah.
l'll miss you, too, buddy.
Thanks.
l can't be gay, Larry.
-Then shut your mouth. -Don't, please.