Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For the record, the word ''faggot,'' that's a bad word.
-Really? -Q-tips, get Q-tips.
They're just tapping on the glass.
So, how are the kids doing?
ls a foot rub.
Larry, he's a great guy, but l gotta be honest with you, our marriage is...
Double-time!
l'd do anything for him.
Oh, yeah.
-Awesome. Awesome! -Please.
Would you please?
Oh. Yeah, you know what? l'm sorry if that came off a little weird.
Seriously, l got some applesauce going on down there.
It’s a circle
Shall we cue the violins?
When... When she died, l knew l'd never find another woman
He won't have to worry about being gay Because his ass will be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory
! !
l'm not an animal. l am a whore.
Tony! Nice signature.
Oh, God.
Will you be needing a room?
l've been hit!
Alex, we're gay, okay?
Thanks to you, l gotta lie to everybody!
Thou shalt not lie with men!
Again?
You dare us to?
including four Canadian strippers the morning of your ''marriage.''
You know, l love that you're a chubby chaser, by the way.
You what?
Well, l won't take up any more of your time.
Sorry commish, your cool Mott sucks. That’s it
You were married to a woman, right?
Gay. Very gay. Über gay.
That will be quite enough of that. That will be enough of that.
Yeah, it's just when l was his age, all l did was sports, you know?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I can do anything better than you
She was just cleaning it. She was... Great job, Teresa.
Eric, are those the cleats l just bought you?
Wow, that's a gay bracelet.
-Okay. Beautiful. -Okay.
not to mention every flaming fruit bat south of Poughkeepsie
lt's so liberating.
Levine, Valentine, can we finish this secondary search
fuuuuuuuuuck hahahahaha
.
lt's important.
Get married? You mean like faggots?
to make sure it's not a mistake.
to work next to big strong heroes like you guys.
l love you!
We're all with you, Larry!
it could be the best body l've ever seen in my life.
Your brother forgave me. Now, why can't you?
You don't... You don't have any other questions for us or...
All right, l'll give you 1,000 bucks you eat this thing's head.
Looks like he took my advice and moved on.
Fitzer came by today, and Tori told him about
Fine, go.
That’s right bobcat! You suck!
You know what? l did find somebody new.
Well, gentlemen, that was quite a hearing.
Religious.
from Mayor Dinkins, Mayor Koch and, of course, the great Mayor Giuliani.
Hey, hey, did you start this fire by lighting one of your farts?
Why am l the woman? l don't get it.
Hear the bell, gentlemen? Let's go! Time to make a living!
You know what? Just go for it.
Targeted?
Fitzer would actually think that, l don't know, you like me.
Hurry!
Everything with Paula's name on it gets tossed in a desk
Mott with a clap back at check?
We do. Are those wrinkle-free?
Hey, fellas!
We really pulled this one out of our asses.
No, no, no. This is an experiment. Seriously.
And you're Count Suckula with a straw in your beer.
l gotta.
Doug Henning. What the hell you think you're doing?
Hey, look who's here.
l've got nothing to hide. Feel them.
Hey.
l'm sure you would.
Oh, yeah, let him know you're there, know what l mean?
l'll do that again.
My leg.
which perfume are you gonna buy? disney tsum tsum.
Oh, l'm not gay, if that's what you mean.
Oh, okay. Thanks, Ron.
Larry, Chuck's better half.
Are you gonna be bringing your significant other person thing?
But interestingly enough, Excellency,
Okay, you know what? That's not a pillowcase.
-Captain! -You don't have to do this. Please.
It’s a circle
You know? lt's not like a rectangle.
Ever since you forced me to marry you,
Sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you
Would that get me in the sack with you?
-lt's awesome. -My man Eric?
-Really? -Oh, yeah.
Fear the queer!
to come out of his super-sized closet,
l Do, l Do Love Clay Aiken.
Hey, get your foot off that side of the bed.
Oh, yeah! Very Jewish!
Oh, yeah. There's my lawyer.
Oh, what do you know? l got it right here.
l drove them to the airport.
You don't act like my freaking husband, you act like my boss.
You help us and we help you cause it's a circle
Why? What happened?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You're a monster!
There's my lawyer.
Okay, Steve, what's going on? l signed up to coach three months ago.
l hope you like yours.
Okay.
Hey, homo, you see the moon balloons on that chick?
You know what l'm gonna do? l'm gonna go with a tux like Liza Minnelli.
So you've moved your relationship to the next level. How's it been going?
Oh I'm Sorry I don't speak gayanese
you go beyond extraordinary lengths to help out.
-Bye-bye. -Take care.
That's normal.
Anybody seen me with a crutch and a cracker?
Fabulicious! l'll get my music!
And then the slap out of nowhere is good.
Yeah. Yeah. See? Yeah. Roll over.
Yes, I can, yes, I can
You're a fIamer, is what you are.
l'll split a Vicodin with you. We'll have some fun.
Real smooth, again.
He burned off his eyebrows first day. Gone.
This is what these guys do on a Saturday night?
are my kids.
haaaaaaaa
Don't let him shoot it!
Hey, did you guys catch that Mets game last night?
Faggot.
Faggots Faggots
Love the moon balloons. Shake them! Shake them!
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, don't fight, you two. You're sisters.
l'm Catholic. l don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.
You are a lousy best friend and a shitty husband!