Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mama!
You’re just jealous cause I can do the splits
For your information, the accepted vernacular is ''gay.''
How did you... How did you find out that that we were...
Don't even give me that, Mr l'm Taking My Mom To A Movie.
All right, maybe if we strap a rocket ship on this guy, we'll get him out of here.
That's right, fellas, l'm gay.
There we are, Bolognese.
yes beryl pinderette? what do you want? i want to do some donfastering in duncraig.
l've got the Pension Department pissing up my chimney,
You’re an abomination!
Girl's day!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
take this guy over here to be your lawfully wedded partner?
l swear to God, l feel like l'm the only one who's trying to make this thing work!
Oh, wow.
You're not my type. Sorry.
Where are we gonna do this, sweetheart?
May, me, my, mo, mo me, my, mo, may
-What? -Separate shifts?
and gay to think of that kind of...
Dunn back, and it's out of here!
We gotta make this place more gay.
and just get started. Mr Fitzer.
Oh, look at that. Fire.
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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
He's mine, though, so...
-My baby Bernie! Please! -Calm down, calm down.
These two guys right here talking about doing something pretty serious.
Don't you dare touch her PJs.
Me, too.
Yeah, no one's gonna find out about us, l thought.
What's going on is you saved my life, man.
l'm sorry!
Woah, woah, woah
Well, he's an apple.
lt's not like a triangle.
See
Am l in a Mötley Crüe video? 'Cause you're hot.
Yeah, yeah, that's what l'm talking about! Gay love!
-Because it's a circle. -CHUCK: Yeah, we heard about the circle.
All right, we're gonna have sex now.
-Gay. What else? Gay. -Here we go. Look at this.
making small talk, you know?
Now, in a lie, it's like a circle.
by the Commonwealth of Canada and the Province of Ontario,
You want me to grab those? See if they're real again?
LARRY: l'm quitting the department.
She's playing soccer, scoring goals.
Bad choice of words, there, Larry. Bad choice of words.
Great Rear Endings.
because your asses'll be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory.
So my assistant says that your domestic partnership
Delivered with care
I HANDLE WITH CARE
Man on man. Loving every minute of it.
Triangle has, like, a corner in the ends.
and that's when l boarded the dude train.
How about if l put Paula's pyjamas on?
l know it's not, but it's fun to know.
Okay. Bye.
We met back in the fire academy in 1987.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-Chuck! -Shoot it, man!
Unless that's too freaky for Darla over here.
Which one's your husband? You point him out.
Yeah, it is hilarious.
l'm trying to get Eric interested in baseball.
Well, then, by the power vested in me
Yeah, it's gonna be a blast.
-So Chuck! -l know.
Brownies are ready.
it has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak Gayanese
-No! -...and he comes running.
But to me, it's, like, ew.
Hey! Don't go, bitch!
Hey, l'm a 10. l'm a 10.
You don't want to marry the town whore. Believe me, you're better than that.
l mean, yeah, but, no, not us, obviously.
Enough with the splits! Watch baseball!
me and Larry make out like we were gonna.
And l'd be happy to come in through the back door.
We're busted, dude, we're busted.
Until l received this.
-What? -l'm kidding you.
-Dr. Honey. -Dr. Honey.
l just have to say that as a fellow gay fireman...
Okay.
-Bernie! -We'll get your baby.
Bottlenose dolphins.
Hey.
unannounced over the next three or four months.
My underwear's just riding up my core.
We are here to save you from eternaI damnation!
Free Chuck and Larry! Free Chuck and Larry!
One, you plead guilty to falsifying a government form.
Just gets me every time. l don't know.
And l caught the bouquet! ln my mouth. l liked it.
Why not?
Who's pitching and who's catching?
Now l'm gonna go Charlie Chaplin on your ass!
Oh, thank you.
Just for the record, l thought this was a man when l was with her.
Paper faggots?
Oh, God.
Hey, may l help you?
and preventing what looked like to be an inevitable killing spree.
Like a circle pin pin’
All right, you can go. Oh, God.
Hey, Tony, give me your soap.
Hey, man. Looks like a powdered doughnut.
Hey, it's okay, sweetheart.
What do we got here? Wedding Balls.
He smell like a dead water buffalo.
No, in here you're the big mouth who got us locked up.
According to our records, we did contact you when your wife passed away.
No, he...
Mr Levine?
YUCKY.
-Put it in there. -Okay.
l'm up here!
lf she survived the birthing process, nothing's gonna take her down.
where you won't have to pretend to be gay,
I need some new shoes, new underwear.
l did not!
Tori. Hey, guys, come on in.
He's like a... He's like an infection, too.
Look, all l'm trying to do is change my beneficiary from my wife to my kids.
Maybe they'll make skipping an Olympic event. There's still hope.
And I’d be happy to come in through the back door.
be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual,
Oh, maybe Tori would like to try it.
And you, if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, l'd have to hide it.
l mean, these people needed to be made an example of.
l know, let me chop him up. We'll take him down in pieces.
Come on, kids, fix me breakfast!
Yeah, yeah, that's why l was doing it.
Yeah, l've never had that, really had that, with anybody before. l just...
-l gotta ask you something. l mean... -What's up?
Yeah. Not Ultimate Fighting kind of smacking.
Lawrence.
Let's party. Wow.
Four floors fully involved.