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Do you remember the first time you said it?
Hey, what makes you think that you have the right to dictate
Oh, yeah, that was worse. All right. Good, good, good. Okay.
He smell like dead water buffalo
You're beautifuI
Well, Bensley got five years and his gay friend got three.
All right.
or gay or straight, or hard or soft. lt's...
You and me Me and you
All right, Mr February,
l don't even know if l know what l'm doing.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Okay, guys, so what is new?
One of these days you gotta get a real wife,
Great morning.
A chubby what-what?
Can l see some identification, please?
No. l have sub-train.
lt's fine. So am l gonna see you there?
l'm not gonna leave you. You hear me?
We love your pants, by the way. Very nice.
No, no. lt's just Paula always wanted to go to Niagara Falls,
Faggots.
What l'm gonna tell you is pretty rough.
And that's all that counts to me is what Larry thinks.
You're just jealous 'cause gay guys like me.
Okay, we get it.
Can you walk at all?
Hey, you know what, Steve? You're really starting to piss me off.
No. Why?
Do you have two jobs?
l haven't taken this thing off since we made them that day. You?
Gentlemen, l have a very simple philosophy.
And the Mets now have a six to two Iead.
Yeah. You wanna throw him in the garbage?
Coming out gay?
Did you die?
Nice pass. Here we go. Ball.
l will. l just gotta go save the city first.
Bronsexuals be like... °
That's how l always get down, 'cause it's just faster. You know. Steps.
-Heads up! -Chuck.
your obsession with our hot-ass lawyer.
Oh, God, it feels so good.
after you'd already been living together for so long.
l'd say my sweet, sensitive eyes, like that of a kitten.
Alex, know what it is? We've been through this before.
I didn't stand for it! That's so unbelievable! No! Absolutely not.
Great. How?
Come on, gay. Gay it up.
And, Mr Levine, please address me as ''Doctor.''
-l was feeling... -Oh, no, no, no.
Snazzy!
Lawrence Valentine, l presume?
Slurp my what?
This thing's gonna break, man. Get the hell out of here!
Your tush looks like it's made of muscle,
Doctora linda ven desquitemonos con un clavado en mi cama
Do you have 2 jobs?
and the community has figured out a way for you all to help.
The worst day we ever had on the job?
They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body,
No, it's all good. lt's all gay all the way.
Sweetie, what's the matter? Come here. lt's okay.
To see if they're breathing.
No, no, no, we're not good.
What are you, six years old?
So that's it?
l'm a fireman. l could die tomorrow.
Oh, that's just one zip away.
Don't let him sleep on top of me again, Larry.
Chuck! Chuck! l need to talk to you!
Oh, yeah.
Go!
No! No!
did you let Larry Bite? Morning Jas
All right.
You mean to look...
No, no, no. lt was like that when l got here.
Yeah, l knew about it.
but in the name of science, if you need me to hold
Oh, poor Charlie.
lt would be like the prom king fooling around with a tuba player.
l just have one more question to ask,
Good morning, Teresa.
l mean, that was pretty freaking gay of Chuck, huh?
Yeah, that's good.
you're so goddamn controlling.
sí, Que rico!
Besides Larry's. But yours...
ls last train for 15 minutes.
The wires are all in place, and they have tapped all of our phones.
No, no, l meant food. Are you hungry?
The gayest. And the mother ship.
for genuinely demonstrating a domestic partnership
to a domestic partnership filing in the insurance log,
This one is a big circle of...
April 26th. Taurus.
And most importantly,
For what?
Told you.
Yes, we're... We're...
Ewwy Eeewwy
Ewwy!
but l'm not in love with you, if that makes any sense.
l would be just so all over you.
-Larry! -Chuck!
Oh, thanks.
You hear that? l'm a 10!
But l'll give you key.
See, that's the way it works with us firemen, sir.
No, no, no. Renaldo, you're just not my type.
because you would never do half the freaky stuff that we did!
we can offer our clients triple tax-exempt returns.
Come forward. That's right.
-Just light and sexual and fun. -Sorry.
Like a crazy person, l was busy mourning the death of my wife.
And Larry stayed with me all that night.
l can't dance for shit. Can you?
There is... ...a difference boys
Really. Seriously.
Are you kidding me? Look at you.
For someone who would like something like this, this is...
Do you have the rings?
Larry VALENTINE
Yeah. Domestic partnership.
lt stings a little when you poke fun of my weight.
ls he starting Little League yet?
You mean who's the chick and who's the guy and that kind of thing?
Mr Valentine? You said you're a fireman.
That guy is an infection, but don't you worry about it,