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so we're gonna prime him for his next audition.
At least have garter belts underneath, please?
he always talks about when you're not around.
Larry, look at us. We're not gay.
l'm running like the wind!
and Larry's is made of pudding and Quarter Pounders
You know what? l cannot deal with sleeping next to your stupid, ugly face tonight.
But it's the law. And we all have to abide by it.
No, l do not.
He's your brother? You're related to him?
No. Look, you're not sleeping here, okay?
How about your favourite brand of underwear?
You play real physical defence, and none of us want you copping a feel
l float his boat and he sinks mine.
You help us and we help you cause it's a circle
Hey, come on, no. The Councilman agreed.
You said, ''Whoo!'' Is that right?
Yeah, this does work.
-Yeah. -....behaviour.
Yeah.
Doll hairs
he's ashamed of being gay.
Okay.
'Cause they're in some factory in Bangladesh
This is a public sidewalk. We have every right to be here!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
-Where you at, buddy? -Hey!
Alex. You don't gotta lie to me. We're two girls hanging out. Come on.
-Oh, you wanna go? -Yeah.
lt's for me. She's fine. She's fine. We're dancing.
One for the road.
l'm putting a pillowcase on my pillow.
l'm coming in the bed, Larry.
That would be great. What do... What do you got?
Whoa, look at this. You made me a little bowling ball ashtray.
l'm sorry.
l love youse guys.
So if there's somebody special in your life,
Bye.
Fitzer, can we wrap this up?
However, l seriously doubt that you two are banging each other.
Get Cinemax.
-What time is it? -4:00.
Language!
l betrayed you. l betrayed Larry! Oh, my God, poor Larry!
You're a 10.
News flash that shirt is an abomination
and dragged your limp body out?
That's right.
l'm not kidding you. l think she did it.
-Feel them? -Feel them.
l saw her wear one at the Oscars and it's just been...
Valentine, go to work. Levine, go home.
or do you really just don't consider anybody else's feelings?
l'm gonna move quicker now.
-lt's all right. -Please!
-Hold on to our coats. -Hold on. Start running!
-Your lover. -Yeah.
Oh, you nailed it!
Big day?
You do me?
l just got a little nauseous there, touching them. That's funny.
Just some regular gay folks having a party.
Turn off my brain.
WeIcome to the MunicipaI EmpIoyee and PIanning Department.
Oh, my God. You're... You're not following me here.
Pretty rough, huh?
lt's impressive. Lot of names.
over the last year and a half.
lt's a... lt's a training doll. You know, for CPR.
someone left the seat up and now im stuck
Shut the door.
...retaiI price without going over...
Look, you know what? We'll just do civil then, okay?
Suki! Stupid cow. Sorry.
l'm sorry, right now you gotta prove it to me.
While l'm sleeping in the same bed?
ln case the gay inspector comes by.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
We're expecting a full recovery.
Absolutely. That's a great idea. How do we do that?
Yeah. Smell your thumb.
Whatever you want, whenever you want it.
Shut up!
-Gay is the way! Gay is the way! -Gay is not the way!
l'm just asking for one kiss, Councilman.
Que rico!
Fire under control. All units ten-eight, ten-eight.
Balls and weenas
Wait a minute. You knew about him and all these women?
Oh, he's dead.
fuck hard me
He wanted to work with you, but l was around, so...
l don't want to.
That those Guidos wouldn't even let you play basketball with them.
-All right, take a look. -Okay.
-Some chick? Like who? -Give me the phone.
Should you remarry,
l can tell you my least favourite.
Liam, keep buttering my biscuit.
Hey, Larry, good news. l found you something to eat.
I'm a 10!!! On a scale to 100
Oh, no, that's your man.
l'm sorry?
Yeah, you saved my life.
Uncle Chuck helped me turn them into tap shoes.
Shut up.
That's right You suck!
that wants to come down here to our house and slide up and down our pole!
Oh, we will.
Due to a weird rule in a flawed system,
All right, baby.
Now, why don't you tell us about their sleeping arrangements?
Fat-ass, we're not really married!
Your love for each other brings tears to my eyes.
About five straight seasons Iosing reguIar seasons,
Right, l understand that. l'm just saying if you ever want to
Slap some cuffs on me, 'cause l helped them plan the wedding.
And then you can go to some hair-pulling, right about like that.
Does that mean you're half-lesbian?
Why? What happened?
Yeah, meet to nice you.
One more and you're out, sir.
-You mean like faggots? -No.
Take it easy, buddy.
You want to find that rat for me? 'Cause l'm hungry as hell.
He's at school with the kids, doing the Career Day thing.
Hey, guys, we got a perpetrator lodged in the air duct.
Yo, dum-dums! You got a visitor.
Hey, how you doing?
How you doing there, Phil Collins?
l don't feel comfortable with this, buddy, at all.
No, they got K-Y jelly, two for $1. Hell, yeah.
I was enunciating
Queers.
-True that. -Come here, honey.
l just want to go to my room right now and listen to Boy George records.
Bernie! Bernie!
It's a circle.
Why? What happened now?
So, what, just grab a side, Chuck, come on.
lt's just like a wave is crashing over me.
lt was like that when l got here. She... She did it.
Your father was a fireman. His father was a fireman.
Hey, Darla, what's the matter with you? You sound so upset.
The Reds never even came up in the conversation.
And this is my jam, too. Come on.
That's nice.
l missed it. Took my sister to the electrolysis place