Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rough crowd, huh?
Will you excuse me one second?
What's going on? How'd you do?
And my advice, don't ask him.
Suki! Stupid cow. Sorry.
Which guy?
No, l don't. l'm just a big gay jerk.
What are you doing there?
Go!
Well, in Colorado, a heterosexual government employee married his gay friend
Okay, but l am freezing, so...
Yeah, Clint Fitzer from Financial Services.
Because you've changed!
You're being targeted.
Now, that's a stink.
'cause l'm gonna handle it.
Balls and wieners.
and going right back out there.
No, it's all good. lt's all gay all the way.
No, but it's hilarious.
Hey, you.
but l was kind of having a commitment issue.
How did you get to be so good at all this?
¡¡Que rico!!
This is so awesome.
Actually, you know what? l'll take that sweatshirt.
lt's open.
That moment the pager goes off. Somethings burning
Whoo!
Do you know why?
Love.
You and Paula, the most beautiful couple l ever laid eyes on.
What the hell is this? You got a dog l don't know about?
making sneakers for six cents an hour.
Daddy, help!
Pippen? That ain't so bad. ls it about Scottie Pippen?
-Yeah, that's us. -All right, well, then you're gonna love this.
Don't use it. l used to say it more than anybody,
l have my daddy,
What's crack-a-what? l'm sorry, who are you? Do l know you?
Let's go down the list, see who we got here.
l am so lonely in here. Hurry up, Chuck.
You did. He did say it.
Get out of here, man.
Chuck! Hey! Oh, l'm so glad you made it.
"Give Each Other A Kiss And Make Up."
Nice to meet you guys.
The Chinese government is in on it.
Not in here you're not, you porcupine-head.
Come on, let's figure this out together. This is a tricky situation.
Not partners like youse two,
You're going down! You're an abomination! Homo!
All right, enjoy it.
Oh, wouldn't dream of it, honey.
Wow.
Well, these are real, by the way. l mean, nobody thinks they are.
lt was good. lt was no problem.
Worked on him, worked on him, but...
Yeah. Absolutely.
Chuck.
Thank you, Your Councilship.
-He likes it rough. -Yeah.
for a second opinion.
Keep it away from me.
l'm confused, too. l feel violated!
Oh, boy.
and God knows what.
No, no, not, you know... lt's just on paper, really.
No. l owe you. That's the code.
l would've died if you didn't do what you did.
You remember Daddy did the testing?
That stuff l said...
What's up, apple dumpling? What's crack-a-lacking?
That's very nice.
l saved your life, bitch.
People do that? What is with the world?
What? l'm sorry?
What the hell?
Larry, Larry, let's go. All right, somebody call Larry a cab.
''To thine own self be true.''
Yeah, that's true.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE GAY GUYS LIKE ME
Have some respect, would you, please?
Sneak
Sleeping. Sleeping.
and nobody would tell me for, like, a really long time what was wrong.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Doll hairs, like dollars
Yeah.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You know what's still bugging me, though?
We're not. We're in gay love, Captain!
so the friend could be covered under Bensley's health insurance.
Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!
Good steal.
...guy reaIIy wants to take the baII every day,
When I used to climb the rope in gym class, I wished it was a guy
-Yeah, l'm serious. -Chuck?
l'll tell you about that later.
it's my pleasure to now pronounce you husband and husband, partners for life.
Yeah.
Dad, you smell like smoke. Did you put out a fire?
Because privacy laws are super strict nowadays.
You don't want to play?
You want this back?
They got a shot of my cousin throwing a beer at the ump.
Whoa.
lt's showtime, boys!
Does this work, too? Get away from me.
Yeah.
'''Love will always help you find your way home.'''
Okay, you would have to file a request to do that.
Hey, there are my girls.
Girls are so ewwy
l love him.
Going upstairs.
Oh I’m sorry, I don’t speak gayanese.
Gay crazy sex.
l like you. l love you!
Eric, see how this makes you feel.
And if this marriage is something you've cooked up
That kid interested in baseball?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
You will need to have a witness. We can supply one for $100.
l like it rough!
News flash man, that shirt is an abomination
l'm gonna get something to drink.
Hey, you know when you lie, it's like a circle.
But l like to bake.
even though they were deceitful to us all,
they think you're heroes.
This is my jam! You know that! This is my jam! Watch my drink, okay?
¡¡QUE RICO!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Hey, hey, Alex.
Chuck.