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l'd be with someone a little hotter-looking than you?
Gay?
Lol your just jealous because gay guys like me.
Whatever, whenever.
Let them know.
Hey, you are soaked. Do you want to borrow a sweatshirt or something?
Domestic partnership.
No, it's all good. It’s all gay all the way.
Huh? Huh?
Get some Streisand shit or something. Just walk away, man.
Let me... Just asking was there anything that you saw
At this time, we'd like to interview you individually.
-Captain... -Shut up.
No, no! The lady in there.
She said....
Yeah, it's a spot of his.
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l'm gonna have to pass.
l'm sorry? What did you call me?
Bring the funk.
They lied on a government form and they swore it was true,
That was the worst.
Hmmm ???
So? What's it gonna be?
You betrayed me, Larry.
-We'll tell him the truth. -lx-nay on the uth-tray!
Gay
Hey, who's this guy?
l was talking to somebody else.
Let's see here.
Roaches are so ewwy.
Let's go crazy.
Hey, Sinatra sang a lot.
-Nice seeing you. -Take care.
Come on, l promise you.
-We gotta hurry up here. Let's go. -All right, all right.
Well, first off,
l'll be there.
Shut up!
Hey, Chuckie, l gotta be honest with you.
l'm never gonna leave you.
And Mike Marzella is Bigfoot!
Who's that?
Girls day!
This is his jam! lt is his jam.
Three corners.
Yes.
l believe in marriage. l believe in what it represents.
That way you'll be the one responsible for Eric and Tori.
and you're looking for my kids, but they're not there.
-You want to get him nuts? -Yeah? Smacked around?
Look, all we gotta do is just forward your mail to my house for a while.
You show up here in your...
You see, if my report says l thought something was out of the ordinary,
l mean, is that the type of guy you've always been attracted to?
as a cover to reap illegal benefits.
Get in the circle right now!
Why? What did he do?
Yeah, Balls And Wieners All The Way. Right Here."
He is?
Work! That's right, it's become work! This relationship is work!
Our next parent is Larry Valentine, Tori's father.
No! l can't see you.
Larry.
That's nice. You gay, her father. lt's nice.
l need some help out of here. All right, Chuck's doing all right.
Is it true?
Hey, don't you look at that!
or whatever the guys call them nowadays, l'll do it.
My, husband? Yes, of course.
l hope Fitzer sees that.
He pulled him out.
Chuck. That's me.
Well, you better have cuffs for three,
Somebody left the seat up.
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Let's get in here.
Well, he likes it when l rub his big, hairy earlobe.
Get married?
Chuck. What's going on, man?
Stop it, man.
You got Cinemax in here?
Yes!
This is so wrong!
-That's a joke! -He thought it was me!
-Here's the info. -Hell, yeah.
On a scale to 100.
Bird on Apply directly to the birds
there's an information sharing system that notifies us of the adjustment
-That's what l thought you said, buddy. -Yeah. Yeah.
Whoa, nice pad.
Okay.
Any questions?
Two, you are celebrities in the gay community now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Hold him down, and l will...
Yeah.
l don't have two fathers.
and perhaps more fulfilling to speed things up.
Molest him! No, l'm just kidding. l'm kidding you, Nootz. l'm kidding.
l guess if that happened, you would be burned.
Just for a little bit, okay? Until his apartment is fixed.
Come on, come on. Come on.
Faggots.
Gay. Civil or religious?
Why don't you just drive the car?
Telling everybody what?
Hell, yeah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're a fireman?
Going in alive.
Nothing but net.
You said, ''SchmaIenpime. '' Is that right?
She steals? Why don't you fire her?
-Yeah! -Yeah!
-What? -And you're gonna listen to these idiots?
lt's real.
I'm not an animal. I'm a whore.
in a hamburger, buddy.
Any second, man. Glad to be here.
We don't want to lose two more because we were being thickheaded.
Oh, yeah, that was no big deal.
-Oh, hey, man. -What's up, man?
That's true. l did have sexual relationships with them girls,
l had never heard that one.
Me with speach to text
Well, you have very sweet and sensitive eyes, too.
Ohhh yeah! Bobcat my man! All day!!
l think it is. l think it is.
How are they tapping on my window if they're in Bangladesh?
-l love it. -You do?
in response to this pension problem, you are not taking me down with you.
you've inspired me to want to find my soul mate.
Listen, just so you know,
so they can see what a beautiful chapel this is.
What's that?
Truth hurts.
l just wanted to thank you again for what you did at the fundraiser.
-Sex now. -Here we go!
Hey, what the hell you doing going through our garbage?
Give each other a kiss and make up.
l'm so sorry. Please, please, please go.
Yes.
-Have a good day. -See you later.
Show off.
l'm sure.
Hey, it's Salisbury steak, Emeril. lt's supposed to be black.
lt's going to be a long day, so let's dispense with the preliminaries
-How are you? -How you doing? Oh, my leg hurts.
There's a microphone in the cake!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-...for all eternity. -Okay.
l guess his money wasn't too gay to bail you out
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