Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

l don't like girls, either. Does that mean l'm gay, too?
l'm a 10!
Why don't you pay some chick to marry you if you need this set-up?
Let's ask.
-All right, oh, my God. -There's no reasoning with these people.
maybe now's the time.
Thank you, my dear.
And Chuck and Larry,
No, we're all set, like we don't need any more fathers.
Hey, Chuck.
l did the cooking until Chuck moved in.
your new wife at that time could be named your primary beneficiary.
Yeah, we do them all the time. Yeah.
Deiu keep buttering My biscuit
Yeah, l do.
You can't!
-Come on, come on! -Put it up, Chuck!
You want to sell cars? Acuras?
Mmm-hmm.
Something l can do for you?
lt was someone else.
Chuck.
then what will you do beryl rouletterette? then i'll ride on ry picked out by joy worthington in let it ride.
is being challenged by the city.
Mayday! Mayday! Ladder 223, firefighter down.
your husband would want to spend time with his family.
Fine. l'll have all three of you arrested.
And you look up, and right there in your window
Making a commitment to love each other forever.
You know what? l'm pretty loyal to Chuck.
Nice seeing you.
Yeah. Hey, you know what? Why don't you come back down here?
Baby! How about a free show? Why don't you shake them for me?
Huh?
Yeah, meet to nice you.
But it's the law. And we all have to abide by it.
Chuck, keep buttering my biscuit.
Whoa, back up, buddy. You know why we're in this jam.
Hi, everybody! l am a firefighter,
l used to be kind of a jerk.
You kidding me? There's no silicone here, l swear.
Shut up.
l'm going to take a leak.
Wherever he may be.
Yeah, l'll be respectful. You won't even know l'm here.
Yeah, balls and wieners all the way. Right here.
from a hearing about fraud to some kind of weird gay witch hunt.
You know, l just grab it and...
Yeah, Pippin.
Cause it’s a circle
You’re just jealous Cause I can do the splits
'Cause they do everything together.
-Grab the wheel. Grab the wheel. -Hold him down!
Yes, he can! Hit it!
Whoa!
Shilpeeeeee
We should question them ex parte.
And creamy.
Okay, then.
You're partners now, fellas.
All he does is watch his baseball games, and, like, l don't even exist any more!
l can't wait to launder that load.
l have to know the truth.
And a coworker of Bensley's got 18 months.
No, you can't
Oh, yeah. Chuck, my man. All day, all day!
Huh? You want to mess with the queer?
lt's standard procedure.
You're the only sisters you got. Use your tongues.
sexual relations with you as recently as mid-April,
l still wanna be friends.
Yeah. You know, it's true when women say that all of the good men are
Hey, is that the same one you used to endorse the cheque that Chuck gave you
Yeah. What else?
Hang in there, little man!
What good are you speaking of, Captain?
Oh, l can't tell you that. All right, have a great day.
That's sick, Larry. Seriously.
And Chuck and l, we snuck you back in here,
Come on, give me the damn bar of soap!
l was top of our class.
Spotless. Thank you. You can go now.
He's gay, too?
Oh, my God!
l say you're blocking emergency access, so let's call it a night, guys.
And that's very rare to find in a guy.
Yeah, thanks for all your help, Teresa.
Oh, hey, kids.
Doll hairs, like dollars.
l'm dirty! Who's dirty? Are you...
Yeah. That's me.
l says are we done yet?
And if sometimes l've given you
But we're not straight.
l can't believe you're gonna serve this to the kids. Shit.
No, no, no! Hey! Let's do this.
No, that's your bed. l worked hard on that.
l'm exfoliating. lt's good for my skin.
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And Elizabeth Taylor is Bigfoot.
Well, Bensley told him what was going on and he never reported it to the authorities,
They just want everyone to be as miserable as they are.
l'm serious. Come on.
Yeah.
Suck my what?
I handle with care
l love you, Mr February!
By all means, Mr Fitzer.
Gay guys like clean ears for the licking and whatnot. Smart.
They ate my dog.
Yeah.
Oh, come on. Let's just...
than see two straight guys kissing.
I’m dirty! Who’s dirty?
and he or she'll just drop in from time to time
Captain Phineas J. Tucker, Councilman.
Everybody sing now
They're testing us again, you know, to make sure.
No. l don't share soap. Too many germies.
What?
Joey is so ewwy
l'm not doing this, Alex.
You’re just jealous…because DWODS like me
and anything else we can do, you don't hesitate to ask.
And I always deliver.
Yeah. He went through our trash. He says it's not gay enough.
You Bearglove!
How do you know for sure it wasn't you?
Think like a gay guy. We're gay, we're gay.
Oh, am l frizzy? l'm getting frizzy!
l had no idea Dracula could look so fierce.
they let us know that when a friend is in need,
Yeah! Come on, fellas, show them how real men kiss! Come on!
You slept with my twin sister on Saturday. That's why l'm so upset!
l just never felt this way about a woman before.
Oh, they're good. Yeah, l can handle it. Give me these.
or that thing where the chick ties the belt around your neck and tinkles on a balloon,
Whoa!
Bottlenose dolphins, orcas, grey whales, harbour seals and West lndian manatees.
Yeah. Let the WNBA play. Come on.
l'm not around, Larry.
'Cause I'm every woman It's aII in me
Oh, boy.
You... You're just an animal, man.
-No! -Would you stop?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Ewwy!
Then you got me out of bed at 4:00 in the morning.
Man, l remember your first day on the job.
Gay guys think I’m a 10
That's kind of nice.
lt's too rugged.
Yeah. You're an idiot.
Fat-ass!
Where is he, anyway? ls he out straight-bashing again?
You know, the strongest evidence
l mean, who knows, maybe even someone you just met,
Left or Right
l'm a minister. l'm allowed to preach in any public forum.
-in that thing. -Yeah.
PIease teII me your name.
Urgent! Urgent! Two members down!
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Mr Levine, please step outside.
Do you do me?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Okay, look, the accepted vernacular is ''gay,'' but, yeah.
I’m just saying if you ever want to
What?
Well, there is a secret weapon
No, you can't keep it in your pants for five minutes,
How are you feeling, Mr Valentine?
Dress? Why does everybody assume l'm the woman?