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Get out of here.
Look, l know it's a little bit last-minute, but...
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Onlymans
Holy Shamu.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to look me in the eyes and tell me that you are gay
You're at my funeral
Calm down. Relax. Finish your wine.
Would you help me tell my parents?
That's all right, man.
your bodacious Bahama mamas,
Am l not good-looking enough for you or some shit?
-l only do it 'cause you do it. -l know, but l work hard...
l'm gay.
''That's when Sadie said,
lt's like ''kike'' for me.
That was funny.
Calm down.
And we are married.
Larry Valentine.
Your house is like a freaking shrine to Paula!
Ladder 223, roof. Secondary search negative.
Hey, Chuck, come on in here a minute.
l dizoo.
Chuck.
-Oh, God. -You won't know l'm here, okay?
No.
Oh, God. We got different lives.
That dude was pretty good. Yeah!
Yeah, it's supposed to.
Hey! For the record, every time l laughed at one of your jokes,
Remind me to never go skinny-dipping with a bottle-nose dolphin
Oh, l called you a faggot.
Remind me never to go skinny-dipping with the bottlenose dolphins.
You whore!
All right. Hey, hey, hey.
Yeah.
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Yeah, no... Just...
You're just jealous 'cause gay guys like me
Girls rule and boys drool.
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What we got?
-That's okay. -Yeah.
Open it up.
That's what you said about hopscotch.
Okay.
Hell Yeah
Hey, it doesn't matter. l don't have any extra cash.
when you gambled away your mortgage payment on college football?
And we have every right to be queer!
No, Renaldo's cousin's got an Acura dealership down in Trenton.
Get married.
l haven't walked in five years!
I’m just saying if you ever want to
The system may be flawed at times, Mr Feb-blueberry.
Species that sometimes mate with the same sex.
Baton swallowing. l bet he'd be great at that.
That's Paula. She's my late wife.
Teresa brought in the mail.
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Just like Will and Grace.
Just 'cause you're gay doesn't mean that you're horny for every guy you meet.
September 9th. Virgo.
He knew it was coming, but...
l mean, l work out, l tweeze my unibrow.
Make yourself comfortable.
Larry's forgiven me for that.
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Now, personally, l think it's just a matter of time
But, sweetheart, it's our honeymoon.
Mo, me, my, mo, may
Who do you think is the chick out of us two?
The guy got stuck upside-down, so his ass is still hanging out for you.
-Are you okay? -No, yeah, no, l'm fine.
Oh! l'm sorry.
Larry.
Please! My son is up there!
Don't go anywhere without him.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Jeez, Larry. What?
BOGO Screamin’ Sicilian Pizzas at Kroger Hellll Yeah!
with two conditions.
-What? -A loom?
Yeah. Yeah, he likes that.
before your little act gets busted. Until then, you're on separate shifts.
Look at this.
Get down here now! l'll give you an ass-beating!
Cause its a circle
Hey, language!
Okay, thank you.
Yes.
She would want you to move on with your life,
And to ask for a display of intimacy in the middle of a crowded room
What a delicious-looking cake!
-Chuck, you got the keys. Use them. -You got it, Chief.
l love you, l love you, l love you!
My whole life l've been living a lie.
Come on.
explore your other feelings, there's no extra postage.
Now, it's not my style to get involved in the personal lives of my firemen.
Oh, once it's out on the street ready for pickup, it's public property.
How long is Uncle Chuck staying?
Yes!
to be made a mockery of.
May, me, my, mo, mo
Yeah, they're real.
You shut your mouth, you fat-ass!
Okay, that's all, thank you.
Okay, Eric? That's enough.
What's doing, guys?
Ron
That's right.
that really might help get these guys off your back.
Just 16?
l think your witness piss himself.
-Whatever it takes. -Yeah.
if you all do hard work pauline cowie'll buy you all a drink. yes i will so hop to it!
For romantic time together.
That is a nice song.
Oh, they're thirsty.
-Turn around, Chuck. Grab the back. -Okay. All right.
GIRLS DAY!!
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Oh, my God. All right, let's do this.
Very masculine. Very solid fruit.
Larry.
You're BeautifuI by James Blunt. And people think l'm the woman.
-l'll call you! -l'll call you!
Honey, how's my buddy doing?
Maxi Pads.
l mean, gays and lesbians have not been fighting for these rights for 40 years
You guys have a problem with that?
Unlike some people around here, who only help themselves.
l don't think so.
Great to be back, Captain.
And who might you be, sir?
And l'm marrying him today.
'Cause this queer don't take shit from nobody. Let's go, then.
ls it working?
-Will you at least wear a yarmulke? -Yeah, okay, sure.