Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So he's auditioning for a musical?

or rubbing up against the old boosh-cadoosh here.

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Don't be a tease!

Come on, honey! Please open the door!

Secret? What, are you kidding me? Hell, no.

Maybe we should just be snuggling a little bit.

-One, two, three. Chuck! -One, two, three. Chuck!

l couldn't help overhearing you and Mr Levine

That's all right, buddy. Just relax. Stay calm.

Hey, how come your maid ain't helping us out?

pansexual, transsexual, omnisexual,

The city would like to offer you a deal.

Yeah. We're partners for life.

Hey, news flash, man. That jacket's an abomination.

Cool, man. l will devour that.

There's only one guy l know who can dance better than that.

lt must eat him up inside knowing he's got so many secrets.

the impression that l'm your friend, l apologise.

-Come here. -Yeah.

He's gonna take a picture, we just gotta do this.

Can you lend me your foot for a second? l'm kidding.

This actually ain't gonna be bad, man.

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...who's eIigibIe to come off the DL,

who makes you not want to be a jerk any more.

and Uncle Chuck is more like a mommy, 'cause to me he seems like a girl.

Yeah. We're old-fashioned.

Who's gonna do it?

Pick that up, would you?

How is that, Captain?

Thank God the 500 other ones couldn't read or write.

You know, for the first time this month,

All right, that didn't go well.

which is despicable.

lt's true, Councilman Banks.

No, it's part of it.

because l'm going to jail with them.

For 1,000 bucks, l'll start at the ass and work my way to the head.

There never are.

-Oh, good. -Oh, great. Well, we love secrets.

Please exchange the rings.

Remember you were so scared you actually crapped yourself?

Oh, Tori, she's great, man.

Sure, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, work both hands. l like that.

'cause the faggot who's been saving your sorry asses

See, l knew you were gonna overcook this, man. l told you.

Are you doing anything on Saturday night?

The one that hot-ass lawyer was talking about?

Well, you've got about 30 seconds before l come to my senses.

so that you inherit my benefits if l die.

Yeah, you guys really seem like you have a lot of sexual chemistry.

l guess Chuck's not enough of a man

-We should tell him the truth. -We'll tell him the truth.

Would you stop using my Easy-Bake Oven?

It must be eating him up inside knowing he's got so many secrets.

My audition, Dad. Me and Uncle Chuck have been practicing for weeks.

lnstead of being jealous of that, why don't you do the same?

l'm Mr February, for God's sake.

Just let it go. Just let it go. Just let it go.

-Who? -The homeless guy from our wedding.

Shampoo for permed hair. That's pretty gay.

Oh, great, l play tuba.

l was with Larry.

Me with speach to text You said Berry Schmaienpine is that correct?

Oh, yeah, we're... No, we're big-time fruits.

Come over here.

Great to have you back, Larry.

Whoa! We got some questions already.

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if you all do hard work pauline cowie'

Yeah, that's what l thought.

You talking to me or your son?

But you know what would really help me to relax?

Gay is not the way! Gay is not the way!

Till Dicks Do Us Part.

so he was convicted of obstructing justice and conspiracy to commit fraud.

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they showed us that no matter whom we choose to love,

-How's my mom? -Your ma?

You may search my record. l hold multiple citations

Going in straight...

That moment the pager goes off. Something's burning!

we cleaned you up so nobody'd find out.

lt's nothing to worry about, sir.

Good Morning terresa Have a great day

''l'm in a calendar!''

Yeah. l'm Catwoman.

Can l sleep in the bed tonight?

Okay. lt's gonna be a lot of fun.

Do dolls come with that many hairs?

Yeah, go ahead.

-Hi, Dad. -Eric.

And l always deliver.

Get him! Hold him down!

'Cause l wasn't there.

He got his butt stuck in a king-sized Jacuzzi one time.

-Yes. -How wonderful.

-You want a Brooklyn beating, moron? -Magic shoes. Yeah?

is simply demeaning.

HomosexuaIity is an abomination.

That's sweet of you. l'll smoke that in the morning.

which has always been very pro-gay, unlike that uptight country to the south,

Take the ball. Take the ball.

What? What are you talking about?

What you guys need is a bubble bath.

lt just makes me so sad

Usually when l do this to Larry, he's like, boing! You know?

That moment when the pager goes off.

Please. Please. You'll be my bestest friend.

I’m trying to get Mott interested in retaliation

l was enunciating.

He thinks my feet stink.

All right. Anything else you feel you need to say, there?

lt's like an audit. Who did they send?

See, you're wrong, Karl. This is Karl, by the way.

We're here to apologise and back you up, like you always did for us.

Here, just give me your hand.

Everyone thinks they're fake, but they are real.

Just, just... She would want you to be happy.