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A wedding ring?
[cell phone buzzes]
Go.
[music playing in distance]
I've watched it over and over, but I couldn't do anything about it.
Oh! Shit... Sorry.
[groans]
[somber music playing]
-I'm not one of your clients. -You're right.
[wind chimes tinkling]
[indistinct chatter]
But you're not, are you? A citizen?
-Hey. -[typing]
Look, I appreciate your concern and your delicate bedside manner, but...
dated back ten years, and they are all billed to--
I'm still kicking myself for screwing it up, but...
Okay. Uh...
and running up my credit card bill.
You must be one of the ones he saved.
you've got serious bedhead going on, and you're covered in paint.
Don't you know who this is?
Why you're asking me all those questions about IGH?
Morning.
Hi.
You want to know what he did?
In your fancy-schmancy apartment?
[Jessica] So...
Yeah.
-Where's the romance? -A man that would do this to a woman?
Jess...
So how many Dr. Karls, specializing in genetics,
All they did was create that monster.
Glad to see you're enjoying my gold-leaf truffles from Switzerland.
You want to join the Ice Bucket Challenge? Throw me a fund-raiser?
It's got nothing to do with the kind of father I am today.
I didn't realize how late it was.
She sounds nuts.