Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[woman 7] You really helped me. Thanks for giving us a voice.

-Who's it from? -Whoa.

Fucker's leaving me, wouldn't you know?

♪ Crazy for feeling so blue ♪

[laughs] True, but…

{\an8}Asshole threw a cigarette at my head. [chuckles]

Oh, that's crazy. It's like the opposite direction.

You think maybe you've had enough?

Isn't-- Isn't it amazing?

Where's the baby? I can't find the baby.

I don't want to talk about it.

Exactly. Think about it.

-Even if it's a bit messy. -Even if it's a bit messy.

-Two hours ago. -Shit.

-Not exactly what I was talking about. -[chuckles]

{\an8}Happy birthday.

This could be huge for me,

-[baby cries] -[gasps]

He's a good guy.

[Kate] Hey there.

Today's {\an8}The Girlfriend Hour Gift Giveaway. Biggest show of the year, and it's live.

You been here before?

[Tully exhales]

-It's animal cruelty. -Why spill the blood of innocent reptiles?

You want to try?

♪ If I'd known for just one second You'd be back to bother me ♪

Call the fucking cops. Arrest my daughter on her goddamn birthday.

[trumpet playing]

[Leon] So cute.

I'm-- I'm no good for you. [chuckles]

-[chuckles] Cheers. -[chuckles] Cheers.

Come on! Try it, you'll like it!

[Johnny chuckles softly]

[Cloud singing] ♪ Crazy ♪

[softly] Will you get the fuck out of my house?

of a guy who I used to work for that I sort of had a crush on once.

[playing soft jazz on piano]

Well, this wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it'd be.

♪ Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪

[plays "Crazy"]

Well, then you didn't listen to the vows.

There you go. That feels like more of a natural consequence.

this next gift giveaway is something I really love.

-But it's in my hair? -But I'm all painty!

In fact, I'm still bleeding… and it sucks.

-You need to settle down. -Get your fucking hands off me.

You all get one now!