Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, somebody shot me!
INTERVIEWER: Tell me about Tyson town.
Land you can't do anything with.
-Let's get 'em! -(ALL CHEERING)
Wow! This is not the reaction I was expecting.
No dressing at all, just a lemon wedge, hmm?
I thought you just said you just can't do anything with it.
-PHONE: Sorry, I'm not sure what you said. -(PHONE BEEPS)
-Spit on the thing! -UNCLE JEFF: He's doing it! He's doing it!
Except I probably should've came in here on Monday.
Yeah, well, on the bright side they have the HBO.
a white, a black and a Chinese.