Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, good night.

- You think I'm funny, don't you? - Funny adjacent. Okay?

There's a reason over 9,000 Blockbusters have closed.

Should we still do "I'll Make Love To You"?

and return to the superior format of DVD.

Just looking out for you and the business.

But I'm too young to be Santa!

You were supposed to go around. Not through.

- [Eliza] Oh! - [crowd exclaims]

[Jingle Bill 1] Sure is.

Do you want to know the exact number? Because it might give you a heart attack.

Thank God I found you.

Event's canceled. Please, get the hell out of here.

He's here! Lil' Stevie's here.

Um... [clears throat]

You are the man who grappled the hell out of Tonya Harding.

We're the Jingle Bills.

I would love that.

Hey, there's plenty other movies that kids love, like... Unfaithful.

But I guess this is a whole new Timmy,

Whatever, do what you want. I don't care.

Happy Hanukkah to a child.

Hilarious. That's not a chapter of my life I'm proud of.

[theme music playing]

Where'd everybody go?

I was worried that you were here drinking yourself to death alone.

I didn't get in.

That man wouldn't race around the globe

[Timmy] You can't. There's no room.

Plus it's not every day you get to put up an elf peeing on the naughty list.

Eh, might as well have me pitch in while you can still afford me, Toots.

I'm a joke. People just came here to make fun of me.

I have never seen so many people here before.

He meant "corn" star. She did commercials

Wait, so you're all actually named Bill?