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Hey, look at the moon.
(GROANS)
Uh, nobody. Just a name I made up.
(UNINTELLIGIBLE) Oh, we've lost him.
I bought it with the money we were saving for your elective eye surgery.
(MUTTERING)
You know, take a nibble out of crime!
Shut up!
Don't be smart, boy.
I'm eating a hot dog! All right?
Shut up!
the inspirational story of a local janitor
Good thing he in another neighborhood, not this one.
Mrs. Avery, what happened? Was it a burglar?
Oh, boy, I haven't used this setting
I understand congratulations are in order concerning your son Chevron.
Who am I? Hilton-Jacobs.
Thurgood, come in.
WOMAN: Well, when you gonna fix my toilet?
Yeah. Me hero.
(EXCLAIMS)
Half the jokes in my monologue are about my wife.
Someone else deserves your undeserved worship.
I was the one who captured that criminal.
Exactly. That's my plan.
And I was a hero for Halloween.
Now that you're married to a superhero,
See! That's using your spidey sense.
It was bootie that killed the beast.
(ALL CLAPPING)
It worked! I'm free!
ALL: Our hero! Super's our hero!
What do I like? I like to watch.
Why didn't you say so?
Thurgood, you must be hungry.