Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're playing two songs at once.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea,
I'd watch Family Feud. Yeah, I mean, that was worse
"Steal your son's wallet while he's in the shower."
in-progress homeless sex. I bet it stink.
We're in! Great!
I can't believe I ever wanted you here in the first place.
that you could successfully take on?
so I can blow my nose into my hands.
Yup.
Why not? I could totally be a deejay.
Are you sure?
What even is this? I-I don't know.
Uh, definitely not. Anyone with a computer can make one.
Just push this button.
I'm sorry I wasn't the best roommate.
* That the secret to survivin'... *
I was a complete jerk to them.
Only what's available in the schoolyard.
Yeah, people aren't used to boring podcasts.
Why don't you just text it to him?
Especially after I'd been such a jerk to you.
Only the vinyl, man.
He just keeps switching clubs.
It's just my allergies. They've been awful.
is I lost my friends.
Oh oh oh oh oh how dare you watch Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends You’re grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 9 trillion years now go to your room
That isn't loud. This is.