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I don't care about that.
Peter, I don't know if you noticed,
"Sell rights to Saving Private Ryan residuals
Hey, you think homeless people
* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *
Marone! Peter!
You what? What?
both yes and no.
You've got some mad deejay skills.
and I saw this flyer on her mini fridge.
Oh, it stink all right.
But listen, there's a big music festival coming up.
You could be our headliner.
His what?
No. Yeah, I do.
Yeah, if I wanted to hear a black guy ramble like a lunatic,
and sleep in our room.
Thanks, Chris.
Okay, okay, someone else.
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It's the yellow-headed puffin face.
I'm here with Glenn Quagmire,
Anyway, my brother Louie, he's a...
We're gonna be late for church.
He's William Henry Harrison.
Ready?
'cause sometimes I get on a roll.
We have reached our cruising altitude.
By the way, I ate all the "L"s. They're delicious.
But only open on the middle part...
People are gonna hate this. Peter, do something else, quick.
Butt scratcher! Butt scratcher!
800 fourth-graders.
we've got a recurring flea problem.
Peter, I was plowing this college chick last night,
Hey, Bri. You want to hang out?
Morning, honey! Go to hell!
but Dr. Hartman, what about his hearing?
I wanted to tell you that you can come back
It's a solitary creature.