Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is the Polar Express.

Gee, that's really too bad.

yeah, man actually man drink 100% man you.

Young man, quick thinking on your part.

I... I believe that this is yours.

Norad tracks Santa

Here take this AY

This.... Is the SHITPOST express!!!

I think of him when Christmas comes to town

(shouting) you're a doubter

FOLLOW YOU ANWHERE, MA'AM

All I found was one present. All it had was stupid underwear

Now let's get you upstairs and into bed.

Know It All in Hero Girl a Hero Boy And Billy

♪ Never, Ever Let It Cool ♪

I Make That Herd To Be At Least 100,000, Maybe Even A Million.

Santa got to Billy's house already.

The engine. The engine, you tenderfoot.

I left my ticket right here on the seat.

The Life and times of Juniper Lee

Bus drivers when they're late to collect you

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

...string puppets and marionettes...

I found a hot cup of joe

ELF 2: Let's go, come on. Step up, step up. There we go.

Nice hot refreshment. Perfect for a cold winter's night.

There's no sleepwalking on the mount Rushmore express

HERO GIRL: We're gonna miss everything.

But what about this train?

(Hobo) we gotta hi tail the hog pronto (Hero Boy) to the hog

What The Fucking That Emergency Brake!

(Hero Girl) I don't hear it do you (chrous singing) (man singing)

Bye Everyone! It’s Time To Go So Let’s Come Back Soon! Because We All Love Stories

The Loud House Sucks! Jennifer's Body Sucks! The Casagrandes Sucks! Jingle All the Way Sucks! Thomas & Friends Sucks!

ENGINEER: Pull the brake!

- And a jam. - Tight spot.

What about this lad in the back? Did he get any refreshment?

Illumination. Illumination. Illumination.

I got the drink called the mountain dew

DAD: Your brother said that? He was just kidding you. He knows there's a Santa.

- Hot, hot - Hey, we got it

All right, you. Ticket, please.

C’mon motha fucka

[WHISPERS] I believe.

This is the scrumdiddlyumptious express

There is no sleep walking on the mandible express

[TRAIN SHUDDERS]

SARAH: But... But... But, I have to...

1995 Toy Story. 1998 A Bug's Life. 1999 Toy Story 2. 2001 Monsters, Inc. 2003 Finding Nemo. 2004 The Incredibles. 2006 Cars. 2007 Ratatouille.

Winter Wonderland Song

- Look. - Elves!

We talking nothing for Christmas here?

It's so Christmassy and cozy and beautiful!

- Hot, hot - Yeah, we got it

When we get there We'll scream, Yay!

(Steamer) oy (Smokey) Ugh

You know, montezuma, the king of the Aztecs, would drink 50 quarts of hot chocolate every day.

Who in the blazes applied the emergency brake?! He did!

Spdaylight4449 YES booba NO

Stop the train stop the train

'Cause that's the way things happen On the Polar Express

...but from my layman's perspective, you need more altitude!

A Scrooge Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Follow you anywhere ma’am.

(ding) (Hero Boy slow voice grunting)

Welcome to the future

HERO BOY: - My slipper. - You're gonna lose your ticket.

There's no sleepwalking on the bam slam gadget express

I want to believe.

Uh-uh-uh. That is a polar express microphone. It is not a toy.

Lean. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

(all) more altitude

"But it is very Important to the Rest of Us"

This is the polar Express

ELF: It's wrapped in candy-striped red with a number-seven holly-green bow.

THIS IS AN OFFICAL,AUTHENTIC,GENUINE TICKET TO RIDE

There’s no sleepwalking on the polar express.

Illumination. Illumination. Illumination!

And we are rapidly approaching Glacier Gulch...

I reached out for a hand iron, but it broke off. I slid and fell.

I have her ticket.

DAD: Yeah, an end of the magic.

- The engineer had to check the light. ENGINEER: - Here's the light. Careful.

Wow look at all those *bagels* I want all of them

Try that pocket

...which just happens to be the steepest downhill grade in the world...

What happened to them?

I think we should follow those arrows.

With a comfy seat and lots to eat Boy, it's just the best

I lost the bell from Santa's sleigh.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Oh, yeah, yeah. I hop aboard this rattler any time I feels like it.

(Elf singer) 1 2 1 2

We have to stop the train.

[SINGING SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN]

What A Nightmare

with a little luck, we'll be on time There's no need to stress

Santa's been here! Santa's been here!

Two columns, if you please.

Your attention, please.

(Conductor wheezing)

Who in the blazes applied the emergency brake??

Hi hi puffy Ami Yumi

Billy's Hot Chocolate

(Steven) I didn't do it

(reindeer whines)

WAITERS: Here we only got one rule

little buddy diapers

There is no sleepwalking on the 500 express

- We gotta hightail it to the hog, pronto. - To the hog?

- No, sir. This kid's name is Steven. - Steven.

Someone tampered with the POTUS mainframe. What the...

We are standing totally exposed on the front of the locomotive...

Those are the rules.

Arendelle kristoff this train

What (grunting)

Seeing is believing

- Oh, we got it - Hot, hot

(yelling in slow motion voice)

I may just be the Pastor’s Wife but maybe you

Teddy rux fucking pin!