Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Change is always good."
(Sighs) Sol never let me smoke.
(Sobbing) Because I'm heartbroken.
Ride out the clock. Stay miserable.
It was right there, in front of my face the whole time.
- Do birds mate for life? - No one does.
No shit. What professor scores coke off a student?
They look like they really love each other, don't they?
Relieved? Really?
Well, girls,
That's not why he did it, it's just the way he is.
As you know, we're getting better with age.
Mom, I can't stop seeing it.
- I'm guessing Frankie. - They didn't have turkey.
I tell them what you told me.
Fuck you.
I can't, I can't plan, I...
Alcohol has its own rules.
He'll break you in two and leave you crumbled in the dirt!
Oh! Well, hello there, you!
Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?
I took an Advil PM last night, but I took that as directed.
Mom, we'll go to Palm Springs for the weekend.
- Haven't we had enough news for one day? - They're getting married.
- Where is he? - Welcome.
I, um...
You didn't want me to make a scene, did you, Robert?
Is someone gonna start explaining what's going on?
with my soon-to-be ex-husband.
(Chuckles) When does that happen?