Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God damn it, she’s a substitute teacher

You're business partners, you're not lovers. Friends.

Hi, sweetheart.

because that's what I'm telling Frankie when she gets back from her vision test.

You leave drugs around,

Sol once asked me to wear a dildo.

- Please? - Oh!

Save yourself! Fly away! Fly away!

You know, the gift that says, "I've been bonking my law partner for 20 years."

I will be a different person.

I know not where this road leads, but I know that I will return changed.

- Cos we can do that now. - I know! I hosted that fundraiser!

But that's OK, I mean,

He ruined your life, humiliated you.

Right. I was as low as you could get.

I can't move. It's totally harshing my buzz.

What Sol is trying to say is

(Knocking on door)

Am I supposed to be able to smell colour?

And not even the one he was sleeping with.

And, of course,

He abandoned you in your last years.

Oh, now you're gonna blame me?

- Newports. - For the last 20 years.

I want this house!

I want this house, Robert. You owe me this.

I think relief is what you're feeling.

Goodbye. To you and all I've ever known.

You mean you're gay? And this is who you're gay with?

And I just thought...

If anyone can deal with this, Mom, it is you.

I mean, you've always loved me for...

tranquillity and acceptance.

I am not responsible.

How about a Valium?

No. I do. Because no one is.

How the hell would I know?

I can't remember the last time I've slept without you.