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- Hey. - Hey.
Well, it's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print.
They got me a motorized dirt bike.
...was a concise summation of the research of Bertram Forer...
I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion.
Holy Crap!
- That's so silly. - It's actually based on very sound theories.
This one has eight seconds of previously-unseen footage.
Oh, my God, do you smell gas?
...but nevertheless, we're gonna throw Leonard a birthday party.
Of course, yeah.
All right, just let me get my keys.
...wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends.
Sheldon, a gift shouldn't be something someone needs.
He just doesn't know he wants one, because he's never had one.
"l Hate My Son and That's Why He Can't Have Cake"?
Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor.
Okay, let's do this. I will drive Sheldon to get a present.
We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of.
...and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
...before hell freezes over.
Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist.
- Okay, I see, so not a DVD burner. - Exactly.
Yeah, see? That's what kids should have.
- Seen it. - No.
...of arm wrestling with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate sport.
...or I will go into your bedroom...
- His mother published a paper on it. - Well, what was it called?