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They're separate and I think somewhat sophisticated.
Alright you can win Just stop crying
But you took a nap in it.
- Let me give it to you. - Looking for a good time, sir?
You just blew my mind.
We can’t have two Aaron’s
Stay alive! No matter what occurs!
- Really? Coco? - Yeah. Coco.
Okay, I'll see you.
That's your job? To zip files for people?
I'll have one too.
This place is looking kind of messy. What happened to Cindy?
Mongo. Mongo. Mongo.
I don't know.
- Cleaning supplies? - And gum.
So?
Your girlfriend is doing your laundry?
Miksei mätisäkkejä?
I don't have a fax machine.
Darren after finding something In the STB
Yeah, I know that.
Love that T-bone.
Why no bow?!
As In: "Ooh-Ooh, Aah-Aah."
Excuse me, I live in the building.
Boy look at memes just giving it to hank
...than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.
Tax purposes
don't try to lure me into a maze of circular logic.
...but I don't know what that was.
Let's Order Lunch.
At a rodeo.
You're a little sickie, aren't you?
Is this the suicide talk, or the nickname talk?
I can't find my earring.
I must be at the nexus of the universe.
- B-6? - Hit.
The rest is-
But the point is, we have our personal relationship...
Why did they hire you for a rodeo?
Mort got a new number because she died.
Cum Lips! Cum Lips! Cum Lips! Cum Lips!
Because Kruger would never allow two Kokos.
...as it is does there?
Well, bad news, boys.
Yeah, my life is over. My girlfriend's moving away.
BECAUSE DAN AUSTIN FROM ACCOUNTING IS T-BONE
You're probably one of those women who doesn't give out her number.
Hey, it's George. Listen, I-
Why no tk why no tk
...so obviously fraught with potential complications?
It’s “Oo.” As in: “oo oo ah ah”
Why no moonbirds?!?
You can pick them up right now.
My name is Maxwell. I'm from Maid to Order.
I'm really kind of seeing somebody.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MLB QUARANTINE?
Boy, look at Mitt, just giving it to Santos.